YODEL, Evri, and other delivery incompetence Stories!
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Fatal Exception
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TheDX are abysmal. Recently got something delivered and missed it. So we call up and arrange delivery for a set day and it didn't turn up. Instead it turned up the day after the agreed day. 3 days after it arrived we get a letter through the normal post saying that they weren't able to deliver it on the original day. 
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Trelliz
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jawa2 wrote:Tl;dr Trelliz isn't a miserable git; he's right.
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Mafro
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Ordered a book from Amazon the other day delivered by Yodel, the delivery guy came just as I stepped out of the shower. Took me about 10 seconds to whip a towel on and go downstairs to see him forcing the parcel through the letterbox and not giving a gooseberry fool about it being signed for 
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Fatal Exception
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Mafro wrote:Ordered a book from Amazon the other day delivered by Yodel, the delivery guy came just as I stepped out of the shower. Took me about 10 seconds to whip a towel on and go downstairs to see him forcing the parcel through the letterbox and not giving a gooseberry fool about it being signed for
Then it 'never arrived'. Gotta teach these fools.
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No:1 Final Fantasy Fan
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Yodel is pretty good where I live. Fast delivery and polite driver. Only thing is he lost his touchscreen pen thing and gives me his car key to sign the ipad thing lol
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Trelliz
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HM
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Oh sweet my copies of A Dance With Dragons part 1 and 2 have been dispatched by amazon a day early, but what's this:
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'll be lucky to get them by Friday (as yodel seemingly don't deliver on weekends) and Monday I'm out. All I need now is for the weather to be rain and I'm set for the mother of all shitty yodel deliveries. I even try to edit my amazon orders now so they won't be heavy/big enough to be sent via yodel, seems I messed up on this one. If this is another shitty delivery I'm actually going to tell amazon they've lost my future custom until they give up on yodel. Complained 3 times now, the most I've got is "we will send them a query".
We are writing to let you know that the following items have been sent
to:
*address*
using Yodel.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'll be lucky to get them by Friday (as yodel seemingly don't deliver on weekends) and Monday I'm out. All I need now is for the weather to be rain and I'm set for the mother of all shitty yodel deliveries. I even try to edit my amazon orders now so they won't be heavy/big enough to be sent via yodel, seems I messed up on this one.
If this is another shitty delivery I'm actually going to tell amazon they've lost my future custom until they give up on yodel. Complained 3 times now, the most I've got is "we will send them a query".
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Fatal Exception
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Fuckiing Shitty Link. The website still says my parcel is supposed to turn up between 7:30 and 17:30 tooday Retard strawberry floating lying bastards.
Retard strawberry floating lying bastards.
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Mafro
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Just remembered about the Home Delivery Network courier I had the other week. Saw the van pull up, the guy got the parcel out the back and ran full pelt along the path, into my garden, up to the door, shoved the parcel through the letter box without even knocking to get me to sign for it and sprints away again
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Saint of Killers
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G-Ratasaurus Rex wrote:We had a man from Yodel deliver a parcel the other day.
I was sleeping at the time, so was a little slow to react, but he was very nice indeed. Knocked again, and said that he "hates if if people don't get their goodies", and was very pleasant. (Y)
No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:Yodel is pretty good where I live. Fast delivery and polite driver. Only thing is he lost his touchscreen pen thing and gives me his car key to sign the ipad thing lol
Glad to see people besides myself have had positive Yodel experiences.
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Oh Teh Noes
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Moggy
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Mafro wrote:Ordered a book from Amazon the other day delivered by Yodel, the delivery guy came just as I stepped out of the shower. Took me about 10 seconds to whip a towel on and go downstairs to see him forcing the parcel through the letterbox and not giving a gooseberry fool about it being signed for
Mafro wrote:Just remembered about the Home Delivery Network courier I had the other week. Saw the van pull up, the guy got the parcel out the back and ran full pelt along the path, into my garden, up to the door, shoved the parcel through the letter box without even knocking to get me to sign for it and sprints away again
Sounds to me like they are scared. Have they found out about the last delivery driver that you drugged, raped and murdered?
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Mafro
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Igor
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Oh yeah. I'd definitely make the WD reporter yodel. Knowatahmsayin'?!
And that chick moaning about the missing shoes.
And the old parrot lady.
And that chick moaning about the missing shoes.
And the old parrot lady.
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Oblomov Boblomov
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I used Yodel recently to return a 42" television. It went very smoothly. Yodel. 
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Moggy
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I am tempting fate here but I might have a positive Yodel story incoming.
I have a delivery due this week and received an email earlier telling me that they had attempted delivery and were sorry to have missed me. The email went on to give me the couriers mobile number and said I should ring them to speed delivery up.
I rang and the woman (yes a woman driver
) said she couldn’t come back to me as she was now in a different area. I said that was fine as I wouldn’t be home until just after 5 and she said she would deliver my parcel around 5.30pm.
If she turns up then I think that is great service and I will forgive them their previous shitty service, I have never known a delivery company email you about a missed delivery before!
I have a delivery due this week and received an email earlier telling me that they had attempted delivery and were sorry to have missed me. The email went on to give me the couriers mobile number and said I should ring them to speed delivery up.
I rang and the woman (yes a woman driver
) said she couldn’t come back to me as she was now in a different area. I said that was fine as I wouldn’t be home until just after 5 and she said she would deliver my parcel around 5.30pm.If she turns up then I think that is great service and I will forgive them their previous shitty service, I have never known a delivery company email you about a missed delivery before!
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