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by KK » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:28 pm

Serves you right for buying a Hoover. Everyone knows Dyson is where it's at.
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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Pedz » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:37 pm

I've got a Henry, he's ace, gives the best blow jobs.
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by Moggy » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:57 pm

Pedz wrote:I've got a Henry, he's ace, gives the best blow jobs.


Henry is ok but for a proper blowjob you need a pigs head.

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by Igor » Wed Sep 23, 2015 2:24 pm

KK wrote:Serves you right for buying a Hoover. Everyone knows Dyson is where it's at.


'Vacuum cleaner'.

I'm not baller enough for a Dyson. Or a Hoover, really.
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by TigaSefi » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:23 pm

So my bike was delivered by .... Yodel! :dread: :|
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by Errkal » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:29 pm

It was delivered though so that's something
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by TigaSefi » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:35 pm

I guess :lol:
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by Green Gecko » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:38 pm

TigaSefi wrote:DPD are great usually for me too. It was on DPD's website.....

22 Sep 2015 09:00 Warrington Your The Hut Group parcel has not arrived with us; we'll let you know as soon as it does and confirm it's on its way to you
21 Sep 2015 21:31 Warrington Your parcel is on its way

That's very simple. Someone working at the TheHutGroup lied to meet dispatch date. Or perhaps less cynically, their transport to the DPD depot strawberry floated up. DPD don't always collect deliveries, they take on the contract from the collection centre, just like Post Office. Logistics companies offer different levels of service to businesses, including whether or not they collect mail, and whether or not it is sorted (for postcodes) already. It's usually at that point that either the client or the logistics firm is late or "loses" the package. Of course the other point is when the courier steals it or delivers it to the wrong address and then enters false records about what happened to it. Or simply never delivers it, tosses it, and never fesses up to what happened to a delivery as it reflects badly on them (or they could just do a good job).
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by Igor » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:28 am

Holy gooseberry fool. It arrived.

While at work last night, I received an email saying that it had been delivered, and that the package had been left 'on my porch'. Immediately, I assumed that it had been left outside the main gate, on the main road, in the pissing rain.

Instead, Good Guy MyHermes managed to find his way into my building, up to the fourth floor, and left it right outside my flat door.
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by TigaSefi » Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:19 pm

Do ParcelFarce deliver at weekends if the parrcel is on the 48 hours level service? It meant to come today but instead I got the :dread: -ed National Hub Received and Processed notification. I would like it to to come tomorrow but prepared to know it might be till Monday now.
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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Ad7 » Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:21 pm

No, the 48 covers two working days.
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by TigaSefi » Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:25 pm

Thanks!
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by TigaSefi » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:50 pm

Says a lot when Yodel delivers on time and I am still waiting for Parcelfarce to deliver the other bike after 4 strawberry floating days. Are they really unable to contact the driver with the parcel and tell him to get the strawberry float on with it ?
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by Rocsteady » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:26 pm

DPD apparently delivered my protein shakes on Tuesday, think they're definitely lost :(

"The parcel has been delivered, signed for by SUPERMACHE"

The hell kind of name is Supermache. Unless a supermarket's signed for them and they've spelled it wrong.
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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Ad7 » Sat Oct 10, 2015 11:31 pm

Probably just embarrassed for you that you're buying protein shakes and did you a favour by taking them back.
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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by Rocsteady » Sat Oct 10, 2015 11:43 pm

unlikely, shakes are great. More importantly relatively cheap, having to spend the rest of my money on food to compensate.
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PostRe: YODEL Stories!
by KK » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:02 pm

My Amazon order has been "out for delivery" now since 8am this morning. Almost 12 hours driving about town...I mean what the strawberry float's he been doing.
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by darksideby182 » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:08 pm

KK wrote:Serves you right for buying a Hoover. Everyone knows Dyson is where it's at.

The Dyson's I have had and got aren't all that.
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by KK » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:11 pm

I guess sometimes they just...die soon.
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by Errkal » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:17 pm

darksideby182 wrote:
KK wrote:Serves you right for buying a Hoover. Everyone knows Dyson is where it's at.

The Dyson's I have had and got aren't all that.

Really? We have had ours for about 6 years now and it is still awesome.

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