You are a Salesman

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PostYou are a Salesman
by Silent Right » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:34 am

Convince us to buy what you're selling. Don't forget to slap


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Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Chestnut Snowleaves » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:28 am

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jawafour wrote:You definitely have the biggest one, mhtl - it's strawberry-floatin' massive!
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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Christmas CrackErrkal » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:35 am

Huh?

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Qikz » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:39 am

this is a fresh meme

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Advent7 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:47 am

"The absolute state of this"

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:57 am

I like the Jawa+wasps one :lol: What's the story behind it?

| (•_•)| S: This is the best date I've been on since my last date. PB: This is not a date.
S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Hyperion » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:36 am

jawa has wasps who live next door, and they keep him up all night with their incessant partying. He would do something about it but he's too engrossed with Breath of the Wild to do anything

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Christmas CrackErrkal » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:38 am

Hyperion wrote:jawa has wasps who live next door, and they keep him up all night with their incessant partying. He would do something about it but he's too engrossed with Breath of the Wild to do anything


Come on dude keep in believable.

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by jawafour » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:57 am

Rightey wrote:(You Are A Saleman examples)

:o . Strawb-floatin' incredible! :lol: . Much accuracy, so amaze!

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Knoëleo » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:33 am

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YOU CAN POST SO MUCH gooseberry fool IN HERE

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by jawafour » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:49 am

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:48 am

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BROKEN LINKS.

BROKEN LINKS EVERYWHERE.

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Silent Right » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:53 pm

Ad7 wrote:"The absolute state of this"

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Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Kezzer » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:15 pm

* closes door of a car that is clearly not a VW golf*

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Sounds just like a golf

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Kezzer » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:18 pm

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"To the casual eye, it's as good as invisible. Plus all the usual refinements; ejector seat, torpedoes, target seeking shotguns to shoot down mobile objects..."

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Qikz » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:23 pm

jawafour wrote:Image


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The Watching Artist wrote:I feel so inept next to Stay Dead...
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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:24 pm

*Slaps top of failing nation* See, you can only fit so many foreigners in here!
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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Peter Crisp » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:40 pm

That is technically correct as the country is a finite space.

I'm not saying it isn't bloody stupid as we have plenty of space left just that we will fill up at some point if everyone on earth decided the UK was party central.

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Sleighamorph » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:55 pm

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PostRe: You are a Salesman
by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:58 pm

:lol:

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