You are in a mall when the zombies attack...

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PostYou are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Igor » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:15 am

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

  • One weapon.
  • One song blasting on the speakers.
  • One famous person to fight alongside you.

What would you choose?


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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Madness » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:17 am

An Axe.

Killer Queen.

Arnie. 1980s style.

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by SEP » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:18 am

SA80 A2

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Chuck mummy strawberry floating Norris.

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Madness » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:18 am

Guns are a bad idea MCN, what about when the ammo runs out?

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Cardinal Chunder » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:18 am

  • Baseball bat (gives it a personal touch)
  • Alice Cooper - Poison
  • Jeff Goldblum

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Twitchynipples » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:19 am

Is it sad that I took time to ponder the question

possibly a pitch fork for stabbing and clubbing action

Some Dire straits

and arnold schwarzenegger for cliches and xombie related puns

*edit*

possibly an A Team cast member so he can build us an escape tank out of mcdonalds cartons

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by SEP » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:19 am

Madness wrote:Guns are a bad idea MCN, what about when the ammo runs out?


I start swinging it.

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by LewisD » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:20 am

  • A lightsaber in Orange
  • Duel of the fates
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi (Episode III era)

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Memento Mori » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:20 am

Spiked baseball bat.
Never gonna give you up
Samuel L Jackson

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Prototype » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:20 am

  • Gandalf
  • Lord of the Rings main theme
  • Head Moderator™ Steve

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Igor » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:25 am

Infinite ammo. Their don't reload in the movies, why should you?

  • Hunting Knife
  • Bohemian Rhapsody
  • John Rambo

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Vermin » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:26 am

• Surfboard
• Bigmouth Strikes Again
• Heath Ledger

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by PJ » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:28 am

Shotgun
Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
Bruce Campbell

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Vermin » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:29 am

Anung Un Rama wrote:
Gil-Martin wrote:• Surfboard
• Bigmouth Strikes Again
• Heath Ledger


heath would be a zombie though?


No, he died before the wave. I could use his gutted husk as a disguise.

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Oh Teh Noes » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:30 am

Flagpole.
Weezer - Dope Nose.
Simon Pegg.

WIN

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Tragic Magic » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:30 am

A pike.
The Gonk
Bruce Campbell

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Qikz » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:31 am

- Gravity Gun
- The Metal - Tenacious D
- 1980's Arnie.

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Xeno » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:31 am

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The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Chow Yun Fat

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I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Alvin Flummux » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:31 am

  • Lancer
  • The Battle by Hans Zimmer
  • Russel Crowe

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PostRe: You are in a mall when the zombies attack...
by Vermin » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:35 am

Anung Un Rama wrote:
Gil-Martin wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:
Gil-Martin wrote:• Surfboard
• Bigmouth Strikes Again
• Heath Ledger


heath would be a zombie though?


No, he died before the wave. I could use his gutted husk as a disguise.


ahhh, So these are shitty un-true zombies, not REAL ONES


gooseberry fool. I - as Jimi Goodwin would say - made a misssstake back there.

Can I pick another famous person, or is it too late for me?


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