You heard about that Jade Goody?

PostYou heard about that Jade Goody? by **NGE** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:39 pm

Yeah, apparantly she's married this handsome 21 year old. Pfft. I give it two months.

She looks like an egg and will be in a box for easter.

I heard she has had some good news at last.

Her hair dryer went for £11.52 on Ebay.

PostRe: You heard about that Jade Goody? by **NGE** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:44 pm

Let's put this down to this being how we're 'coping' with this?

:lol:

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

NOT JADE GOODY BECAUSE SHE IS LIKE DEAD OR NEARLY DEAD BECAUSE OF ALL THAT CANCER THAT SHE HAS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Denial. That's what it is. Goodbye ~~cueball~~ England's rose.

She's the new Di/Maddy. In a few years time we'll all be licking Jade postage stamps.

PostRe: You heard about that Jade Goody? by **SEP** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:58 pm

Godzilla wrote:She's the new Di/Maddy. In a few years time we'll all be licking Jade postage stamps.

I wouldn't recommend licking a modern postage stamp. They're self-adhesive.

Whoops

MCN wrote:
Godzilla wrote:She's the new Di/Maddy. In a few years time we'll all be licking Jade postage stamps.

I wouldn't recommend licking a modern postage stamp. They're self-adhesive.

Did not know that. Learn something new every day.

So we're allowed to be mean about cancer but not allowed to have a poll on willy sizes?

PostRe: You heard about that Jade Goody? by **SEP** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:27 pm

Roonmastor wrote:
MCN wrote:
Godzilla wrote:She's the new Di/Maddy. In a few years time we'll all be licking Jade postage stamps.

I wouldn't recommend licking a modern postage stamp. They're self-adhesive.

Did not know that. Learn something new every day.

Yeah, you just peel them out of the book and stick them to your envelope now. Very handy.

Well if it makes any difference people who watched Big Brother will know that Mr Tweed has a pretty small member. Facially he's so, so handsome and despite his convictions I so would, but in all reality he's pretty tiny.

Fishfingers wrote:Well if it makes any difference people who watched Big Brother will know that Mr Tweed has a pretty small member. Facially he's so, so handsome and despite his convictions I so would, but in all reality he's pretty tiny.

Maybe he's a grower, not a shower. Can I see some pics, please?

If she's not dead yet, then i'm not interested.

We have had a few accusations of threads being "stealth gay" threads but I think this is the first one which is actually deserving of the accolade. The title of this thread includes the name of a woman, yet the discussion is about a handsome young man.

I heard she was in court this week, some people were pissed off that her new calender only goes up until march.

and she looked like a shuttle cock on her wedding day.

Look Over There wrote:I heard she was in court this week, some people were pissed off that her new calender only goes up until march.

and she looked like a shuttle **** on her wedding day.

Pic please, I wasnt interested in checking the wedding out until now :lol:

Look Over There wrote:I heard she was in court this week, some people were pissed off that her new calender only goes up until march.

and she looked like a shuttle cock on her wedding day.

damn! If only i'd finished my badminton cannon.

Beauty salons have been reporting a fall in business, specifically in sales of waxing services.

Apparently a lot of women have just noticed how ugly a bald c*nt can look.

You heard about that Jade Goody?

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