You like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we watch?

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PostYou like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we watch?
by rinks » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:42 pm

There's only one way to find out!

I'll stab you to death.

A London dental nurse is facing jail for killing her husband in a row over what to watch on television.

Leonora Sinclair, 50, wanted to see Harry Hill's TV Burp while 73-year-old Lloyd insisted on viewing football.

As the row escalated, Mr Sinclair, who had only been married for 10 months, lay bleeding to death in the hallway of their semi-detached home.

Sinclair, of Windward Close, Enfield, north London, was found guilty of manslaughter at the Old Bailey, but cleared of murder.

She was remanded in custody for sentencing on December 6.

Mr Sinclair, who was a driver for a church care centre, was frightened of his wife who had attacked him on previous occasions.

On the afternoon Saturday January 15, she texted a friend: "I am watching Steel Magnolias and getting pissed on wine while Lloyd makes the dinner. LOL."

Later they argued about what to watch and Mr Sinclair was fatally stabbed with a large kitchen knife in the back of his left thigh.

Sinclair, who had been married twice before, denied stabbing her husband.

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PostRe: You like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we wa
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:45 pm

I guess she thought it was a stab-thru.

RIP In Peace, old, football-loving man :cry:.

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PostRe: You like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we wa
by The People's ElboReformat » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:45 pm

Sky should use this to advertise Sky+

Sky+: No need to stab anyone anymore

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PostRe: You like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we wa
by Saint of Killers » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:45 pm

Crazy bint.

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PostRe: You like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we wa
by Preezy » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:58 pm

This is why women should be kept in cages.

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by Jam-Master Jay » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:09 pm

At least he got to watch something good as he died.

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by Foxhound » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:14 pm

This is why Harry Hill should be banned.

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PostRe: You like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we wa
by tomvek » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:55 pm

Wonder what the match was?

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by Rubix » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:43 pm

women be crazy

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PostRe: You like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we wa
by Oh Teh Noes » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:43 pm

She... denies stabbing him

'kay

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PostRe: You like football, I like Harry Hill. But which do we wa
by Fatal Exception » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:18 pm

Both suck. I choose neither.

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by Beans » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:44 am

Bitchez aint gooseberry fool but hoes and tricks

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by Don Ready » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:15 am

Should've stabbed Harry Hill.

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