Your Sex disasters

Mike Black wrote:

LewisD wrote:

Anung Un Rama wrote:How in gods name did you last an extra two weeks!?!

God knows, to be fair I barely saw her in those two weeks.
Somehow, I was still surprised when she said she didn't want to go out with me anymore..... over the phone.

Fatal Exception wrote:How in gods name did you mistake pissing and coming?

I was Very, very, very drunk.
I'm surprised I managed a hard on. To be fair it was probably only a semi.

You can't have been 'ard, as when you're having some happy time your body shuts off your ability to pee. Apparently.

Hexx wrote:

Mike Black wrote:

LewisD wrote:

Anung Un Rama wrote:How in gods name did you last an extra two weeks!?!

God knows, to be fair I barely saw her in those two weeks.
Somehow, I was still surprised when she said she didn't want to go out with me anymore..... over the phone.

Fatal Exception wrote:How in gods name did you mistake pissing and coming?

I was Very, very, very drunk.
I'm surprised I managed a hard on. To be fair it was probably only a semi.

You can't have been 'ard, as when you're having some happy time your body shuts off your ability to pee. Apparently.

Not true. It's just more difficult. As anyone who's tried to have a pee with a morning glory will tell you.

Carlos wrote:I was about to burst when this old man and his dog camje walking down the path nearby, so we had to scarper. She was a dirty cow that one.