Your Sex disasters

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Qikz** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:01 pm

Oh my god, if that really happened I would of been out of the room like a shot, Why the hell would they do it RIGHT there next to another person sleeping in the room, that's just horrible.

:lol:

Sarge · PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Sarge** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:02 pm

StayingDead wrote:Oh my god, if that really happened I would of been out of the room like a shot, Why the hell would they do it RIGHT there next to another person sleeping in the room, that's just horrible.

They were probably hoping he'd join in... :lol:

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **JiggerJay** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:09 pm

Wow, i don't think i would have shunned the friends like he did though, but i would have got the strawberry float out of there pretty quick, if anyone stopped me, i would have killed someone!

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Nathanbrains** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:14 pm

I can think of few things less pleasant than waking up to discover two of your mates at it right next to you! It actually gives me shivers just to think about it. :lol:

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Hexx** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:30 pm

How do you know this story Chalky? :oops:

And now my tale of "Why I can never go back to Travellodge"

**Removed by moderators - there's a limit people!**

Not really removed by mods...I just thought better of it! I don't want to tell that story!

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **~Earl Grey~** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 7:54 pm

Turok wrote:
~Earl Grey~ wrote:The other day with my new girlfriend my balls were so swollen with lust, the pain made my lose my wood.

She wasn't too happy.

But yesterday she gave me 2 blowjobs and swallowed the whole lot. And I'd never been swallowed before - Christ, it were proper bo!

Aren't you the token misanthrope who had abided to a sex-less life? Congrats on getting a girlfriend dude!

I was depressed by a long string of empty one night stands. It seemed like that was all there was for me - then I met someone who I could see was going to be more than that so I seduced her.

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Fatal Exception** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:44 pm

Several times I've had friction burns on my bellend from being wanked through my boxers. :fp:

It hurts even when you walk after that, rubbing against your boxes / jeans >.<

I really wish I had more awesome stories like some of the guys here. Its not like it's going to happen though, I've no idea how to meet women and I'm still madly in love with my ex, who has taken to ignoring me :fp:

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Henke** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:08 pm

Then gooseberry fool on her tits before fisting her?

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Fatal Exception** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:15 pm

Brerlappins little hat wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:.. and I'm still madly in love with my ex, who has taken to ignoring me

i know that feeling. rather depressing high 5 on that one

o/

\o..

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **net_slayer** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:54 am

Fatal Exception wrote:
Brerlappins little hat wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:.. and I'm still madly in love with my ex, who has taken to ignoring me

i know that feeling. rather depressing high 5 on that one

o/

\o..

Fatal, dude, i share your pain as im in the same situation, its been 8 months now for me. My head is an absolute wreck. I've taken to hating women forever, ive tried moving on but my attempts have been an absolute waste, Either dead ends or complete retards. Woman are just complete and utter heart crushing, mind strawberry floating twats. Yep, im bitter but i guess i can thank the wonderful heat breaking experience for that.

Anyway, on topic now. No disasters for me. Id like to spread the disaster love but pretty much all the girls ive been with have been pretty un-adventurous so nothing has ever gone wrong.

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Green Gecko** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:12 am

The sad thing is that women bang on about men being insensitive and then when they "just don't feel the same anymore" and start blanking you, they don't give a gooseberry fool how utterly soul destroying it is. Meanwhile, they're strawberry floating someone three degrees of separation at most from you.

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **net_slayer** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:19 am

Green Gecko wrote:The sad thing is that women bang on about men being insensitive and then when they "just don't feel the same anymore" and start blanking you, they don't give a **** how utterly soul destroying it is.

Too true bro. What really gets under my skin is when they piss and moan that there arent any nice guys out there. Im like 'hello, theres one right here that you're talking too'. Its even worse when you're really into a girl but only friends, ya know, the shoulder to cry on, the guy thats always there to make her feel better and then she comes out with the nice guy rant. My head may as well just find a brick wall to hammer away at.

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Henke** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:22 am

Keep it on-topic, sex disasters only. :fp:

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Adam231** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:11 am

net_slayer wrote:
Green Gecko wrote:The sad thing is that women bang on about men being insensitive and then when they "just don't feel the same anymore" and start blanking you, they don't give a **** how utterly soul destroying it is.

Too true bro. What really gets under my skin is when they piss and moan that there arent any nice guys out there. Im like 'hello, theres one right here that you're talking too'. Its even worse when you're really into a girl but only friends, ya know, the shoulder to cry on, the guy thats always there to make her feel better and then she comes out with the nice guy rant. My head may as well just find a brick wall to hammer away at.

You just replayed the other week of my life to me :cry:

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Adam231** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:16 am

Brerlappins little hat wrote:**** me this is depressing now. Had a few beers and now im on the verge of casually telling my ex how i feel about her. Its a bad idea and even i can see that but i still cant stop thinking about it. Talk me out of it GR.

Women, eh?

Don't do it! I did that last night as a last hope but nothing came from it apart from me saying it was best for us to just go seperate ways.

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Adam231** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:22 am

Brerlappins little hat wrote:
Adam231 wrote:
Brerlappins little hat wrote:**** me this is depressing now. Had a few beers and now im on the verge of casually telling my ex how i feel about her. Its a bad idea and even i can see that but i still cant stop thinking about it. Talk me out of it GR.

Women, eh?

Don't do it! I did that last night as a last hope but nothing came from it apart from me saying it was best for us to just go seperate ways.

whats mad is i KNOW it would only make things worse and yet i still want to do it!! i dunno wtf is wrong with me sometimes

Things have to get better eventually, but just think about what ever decision you make before you do it.

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Green Gecko** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:24 am

gooseberry fool on her tits.

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PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Denster** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:45 am

The other night after sex my wife asked if i had been thinking about fit girl during it. I was not pleased.

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **OnlyShallow** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:50 am

Denster wrote:The other night after sex my wife asked if i had been thinking about fit girl during it. I was not pleased.

The truth hurts

PostRe: Your Sex disasters by **Hexx** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:01 am

Denster wrote:The other night after sex my wife asked if i had been thinking about fit girl during it. I was not pleased.

Because it broke the illusion and reminded you she wasn't fit girl?

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