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This thread is inspired by the wanking disasters thread and wondered what disasters people had on here?

I think my biggest disaster was when I was about to come over a girls tits and it ended up in her eye. Lets just say she weren't too happy.

The time I caught Aids

Hexx wrote:The time I caught Aids

Are you gay?

Drunken_Master wrote:

Hexx wrote:The time I caught Aids

Are you gay?

No, but my boyfriend is.

Serious answer though - sex is always a sticky horrible messy disaster..that's what makes it fun.

Brerlappins little hat wrote:

Beans wrote:This thread is inspired by the wanking disasters thread and wondered what disasters people had on here?

I think my biggest disaster was when I was about to come over a girls tits and it ended up in her eye. Lets just say she weren't too happy.

o/

i did that too but secretly thought it was strawberry floating classic, closest ive come to giving someone a facial yet

girls dont like facials?

strawberry floating a girl, she was riding me, half way through I decided to put a vibe in her arse and turned it on.

She liked it do I pushed hard with it and she came hard. She got off to discover she had poo'd herself the bed and most importantly, all over my balls.

Moral of the story?

Dont turn vibes on whilst they are in slut's arses.

That's brilliant, Puffin.

Puffin wrote:strawberry floating a girl, she was riding me, half way through I decided to put a vibe in her arse and turned it on.

She liked it do I pushed hard with it and she came hard. She got off to discover she had poo'd herself the bed and most importantly, all over my balls.

Moral of the story?

Dont turn vibes on whilst they are in slut's arses.

Puffin wrote:strawberry floating a girl, she was riding me, half way through I decided to put a vibe in her arse and turned it on.

She liked it do I pushed hard with it and she came hard. She got off to discover she had poo'd herself the bed and most importantly, all over my balls.

Moral of the story?

Dont turn vibes on whilst they are in slut's arses.

At least you got hit by it too, so you were both sort of in the same boat.

Sex, you say? Erm...

Puffin wrote:strawberry floating a girl, she was riding me, half way through I decided to put a vibe in her arse and turned it on.

She liked it do I pushed hard with it and she came hard. She got off to discover she had poo'd herself the bed and most importantly, all over my balls.

Moral of the story?

Dont turn vibes on whilst they are in slut's arses.

I'd say no gooseberry fool, but that's obvioulsy not the case!

I have another..

A girl wanted to do me in the arse with her strap on. She was abit bi and dommy.

I agreed if she was gentle at first and I'm up for a challenage, so she started as I laid face down on the bed, she put one leg on the side of the bed, one on the floor, lubed me up, easied in and rocked slowly.

"Hmmm not too bad." I thought, "not bad at all"....Pfft and woman moan that anal hurts, lying cows"

I even threw a few fake groans for her so she got more into it.

Then her leg slipped off the bed and 7inches of cock shapped plastic shot up my bottom in 0.2 secs.

and...

Puffin wrote:strawberry floating a girl, she was riding me, half way through I decided to put a vibe in her arse and turned it on.

She liked it do I pushed hard with it and she came hard. She got off to discover she had poo'd herself the bed and most importantly, all over my balls.

Moral of the story?

Dont turn vibes on whilst they are in slut's arses.

Ha ha that is brilliant

Puffin wrote:I have another..

A girl wanted to do me in the arse with her strap on. She was abit bi and dommy.

I agreed if she was gentle at first and I'm up for a challenage, so she started as I laid face down on the bed, she put one leg on the side of the bed, one on the floor, lubed me up, easied in and rocked slowly.

"Hmmm not too bad." I thought, "not bad at all"....Pfft and woman moan that anal hurts, lying cows"

I even threw a few fake groans for her so she got more into it.

Then her leg slipped off the bed and 7inches of cock shapped plastic shot up my bottom in 0.2 secs.

and...

I had a friend who was doing a girl doggy style, close to an orgasm and accidentally farted incredibly loudly.

Sexy.

Puffin wrote:I have another..

A girl wanted to do me in the arse with her strap on. She was abit bi and dommy.

I agreed if she was gentle at first and I'm up for a challenage, so she started as I laid face down on the bed, she put one leg on the side of the bed, one on the floor, lubed me up, easied in and rocked slowly.

"Hmmm not too bad." I thought, "not bad at all"....Pfft and woman moan that anal hurts, lying cows"

I even threw a few fake groans for her so she got more into it.

Then her leg slipped off the bed and 7inches of cock shapped plastic shot up my bottom in 0.2 secs.

and...

Your sex life sounds like something out of a Carry On movie!

Beans wrote:This thread is inspired by the wanking disasters thread and wondered what disasters people had on here?

I think my biggest disaster was when I was about to come over a girls tits and it ended up in her eye. Lets just say she weren't too happy.

Happened to me the very first time I had sex

My ex-girlfriend had this habit of wanting to change position halfway through, and as a result, I would have to pull out. Goig back in, she would always let out the most house-shaking fanny farts you have ever heard. I'm pretty sure the whole street ended up knowing what we were up to.

i think it says a lot about this forum that the wanking thread has 6 pages and the sex thread has 2