Your worst ever vehicle in a game?

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Tragic Magic » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:37 pm

Talking of cars. Did anyone actually ever drive any non-agency cars in Crackdown?

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Witcher » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:37 pm

That bloody "Mako" or whatever the hell its called from Mass Effect *sigh* .... come on that must be the worst?
I think Yahtzee on ZP referred to it as a fat man on a unicycle haha

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by satriales » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:09 pm

trelliz wrote:Driv3r. EVERYTHING.

Driv3r was great when driving, it was only when you got of the car that bad things happened.

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by Ario » Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:54 am

There was a jeep you had to drive in the 2nd mission of Timesplitters FP.
Good god it was awful.

A quick mention to halo, especially the warthog, every single vehicle controls brilliantly, I'd never have thought of dual analogue control for driving.

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Cropolite » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:06 am

No one can say Driver, whatever about its on-foot sections / story / pop-up - It's Driving was always top notch.

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by Alvin Flummux » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:26 am

Just Cause been mentioned yet? Anything that drove on the ground there handled like absolute arse.

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Cropolite » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:34 am

Destruction Derby (PS2 Era) vehicles

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Orbital » Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:02 am

Mafro wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:If the term 'c***ing arsewank shitfest' could take on physical form, it would morph itself into the bike from No More Heroes.


You do know you can to quick-turns and jumps with it?



i did the quick turn once accidentally and never figured out how to do it again. how do you do the jump and quick turns? (and does the game get any better - im currently the third ranked assassin and im bored to hell)

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by outoftime101 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:37 am

The buggy thingy in Gears was bloody awful.

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by Trelliz » Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:31 am

Cropolite wrote:No one can say Driver, whatever about its on-foot sections / story / pop-up - It's Driving was always top notch.


Oh no, the number of times i mounted the curb and was sent tumbling ass-over-elbows made me hate it with a passion.

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by Neo Cortex » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:13 am

trelliz wrote:
Cropolite wrote:No one can say Driver, whatever about its on-foot sections / story / pop-up - It's Driving was always top notch.


Oh no, the number of times i mounted the curb and was sent tumbling ass-over-elbows made me hate it with a passion.


Shouldnt hit lampposts then :mrgreen:

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Iron Nan » Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:22 pm

Tragic Magic wrote:Talking of cars. Did anyone actually ever drive any non-agency cars in Crackdown?


Yeah, I think I must have driven everything in Crackdown by now.
One of our favourite co op games is smart car jousting on the beach front. 8-)

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Parksey » Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:54 pm

Tragic Magic wrote:Talking of cars. Did anyone actually ever drive any non-agency cars in Crackdown?


Did anyone use ANY of the cars in Crackdown?

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Lotus » Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:10 pm

Parksey wrote:
Tragic Magic wrote:Talking of cars. Did anyone actually ever drive any non-agency cars in Crackdown?


Did anyone use ANY of the cars in Crackdown?

Ha, indeed. I really didn't like driving in Crackdown, and it was so much more fun to run and jump everywhere anyway. I couldn't even be arsed with any of the stunt or street race missions.

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Octoroc » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:11 pm

The Jetski I was riding upstream in Uncharted: Drake's Fortune this afternoon was a bit wanky.

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by satriales » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:39 pm

Octoroc wrote:The Jetski I was riding upstream in Uncharted: Drake's Fortune this afternoon was a bit wanky.

I loved that bit.

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Clarkman » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:00 am

The ship in Starfox Adventures :evil:

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by Rightey » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:01 am

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Rightey wrote:The planes in Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator 2, absolutely terrible, a thousand times worse than the VTOL in Crysis.

:lol: Man it's a simulator! You won't want to drive a real plane then. ;)


I know it's a simulator and I've played others as well, but this was just a broken mess! Couldn't hold a candle to Janes WWII Fighters, in both controls and graphics.

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by TheTurnipKing » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:01 am

Clarkman wrote:The ship in Starfox Adventures :evil:

Those Lylat Wars aping bits were the only thing that made that game tolerable!

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PostRe: Your worst ever vehicle in a game?
by Parksey » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:39 am

satriales wrote:
Octoroc wrote:The Jetski I was riding upstream in Uncharted: Drake's Fortune this afternoon was a bit wanky.

I loved that bit.


Yeah, so did I. It was quite a visually-stunning set piece. And the fact that the girl did all the aiming for you meant you could just enjoy the scenery, albeit whilst getting shot at.

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Clarkman wrote:The ship in Starfox Adventures :evil:

Those Lylat Wars aping bits were the only thing that made that game tolerable!


Except they were utter pants. No degree of difficulty, uninspiring levels and enemies (can you remember anything about the arwing stages apart from the ship?) and way too uninvolving. Think back to what a Lylat Wars stage asked you to do and then think how dull and vapid these parts were in SA.


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