YouTuber Chocolate - hard to swallow?

The UK should have it's own Stuart Ashen chocolate flavoured with all the weird and often years out of date crap he's subjected himself to over the years.

MrBeast doesn't need anymore screen time or advertising. If it's American chocolate i'll pass as it usually tastes like vomit!

Rubix wrote:MrBeast doesn't need anymore screen time or advertising. If it's American chocolate i'll pass as it usually tastes like vomit!

It's because there's butyric acid in it, which is also a component of vomit. Why, strawberry float knows.

Ecno wrote:

Rubix wrote:MrBeast doesn't need anymore screen time or advertising. If it's American chocolate i'll pass as it usually tastes like vomit!

It's because there's butyric acid in it, which is also a component of vomit. Why, strawberry float knows.

I believe butyric acid gives it a longer shelf life.

Ecno wrote:

Rubix wrote:MrBeast doesn't need anymore screen time or advertising. If it's American chocolate i'll pass as it usually tastes like vomit!

It's because there's butyric acid in it, which is also a component of vomit. Why, strawberry float knows.

Emetophilia.

Cumberdanes wrote:

Ecno wrote:

Rubix wrote:MrBeast doesn't need anymore screen time or advertising. If it's American chocolate i'll pass as it usually tastes like vomit!

It's because there's butyric acid in it, which is also a component of vomit. Why, strawberry float knows.

I believe butyric acid gives it a longer shelf life.

You only need a longer shelf life because you're chocolate isn't selling quickly enough. Because it tastes like vomit...

Thanks for the info.

Ecno wrote:

Cumberdanes wrote:

Ecno wrote:

Rubix wrote:MrBeast doesn't need anymore screen time or advertising. If it's American chocolate i'll pass as it usually tastes like vomit!

It's because there's butyric acid in it, which is also a component of vomit. Why, strawberry float knows.

I believe butyric acid gives it a longer shelf life.

You only need a longer shelf life because you're chocolate isn't selling quickly enough. Because it tastes like vomit...

Thanks for the info.

I think it's to do with their factories are nowhere near fresh milk

Rubix wrote:

Ecno wrote:

Cumberdanes wrote:

Ecno wrote:

Rubix wrote:MrBeast doesn't need anymore screen time or advertising. If it's American chocolate i'll pass as it usually tastes like vomit!

It's because there's butyric acid in it, which is also a component of vomit. Why, strawberry float knows.

I believe butyric acid gives it a longer shelf life.

You only need a longer shelf life because you're chocolate isn't selling quickly enough. Because it tastes like vomit...

Thanks for the info.

I think it's to do with their factories are nowhere near fresh milk

Yeah, I was gonna say something similar. The distance from dairy to factory to shop is so far they need mad additives to stop the product going off.

What worries me more is Americans seem to like the taste of vomit chocolate!

It looks like it's a turn of the 20th century thing, and then people get used to the taste so you don't change it even when you can.

Sprouty wrote:Dont be silly Moggy, I don't drink Prime!

I bathe in it!

That explains why you're bright green.

Just been to my local Asda. They had the chocolate bars in question..... However they were in the reduced section (though not yet reduced) They had original, puffed rice and peanut butter.

I've bought the peanut butter one for £2.00. It's so small, like a caramac bar on a diet.

Here is my review....

Tastes like cheap American chocolate, with extra salt to make you think you're eating peanut butter. Has an after taste that coats the tongue, much like lard. Texture is like cheap calendar chocolate.

Would not buy again, even if they are reduced.

Can't see these going up against Cadbury or Galaxy and winning shelf space.

Who was it on here who used to do chocolate reviews?

rinks wrote:Who was it on here who used to do chocolate reviews?

Chocolate Jim?

Moggy wrote:

rinks wrote:Who was it on here who used to do chocolate reviews?

Chocolate Jim?

Ha, yeah the clues were there. *self-facepalm*

Moggy wrote:

rinks wrote:Who was it on here who used to do chocolate reviews?

Chocolate Jim?

Sounds like a joke reply but seemingly isn't

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:

Moggy wrote:

rinks wrote:Who was it on here who used to do chocolate reviews?

Chocolate Jim?

Sounds like a joke reply but seemingly isn't

Does it sound less like a joke if I told you that Chocolate Jim left the forum in a rage because people took the piss about him taking a penalty against the Bayern Munich/Germany goalkeeper?

Moggy wrote:

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:

Moggy wrote:

rinks wrote:Who was it on here who used to do chocolate reviews?

Chocolate Jim?

Sounds like a joke reply but seemingly isn't

Does it sound less like a joke if I told you that Chocolate Jim left the forum in a rage because people took the piss about him taking a penalty against the Bayern Munich/Germany goalkeeper?

No, not when you put it that way. I feel bad about my above post now.

Chocolate Jim - if you are reading this I apologise.

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:

Moggy wrote:

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:

Moggy wrote:

rinks wrote:Who was it on here who used to do chocolate reviews?

Chocolate Jim?

Sounds like a joke reply but seemingly isn't

Does it sound less like a joke if I told you that Chocolate Jim left the forum in a rage because people took the piss about him taking a penalty against the Bayern Munich/Germany goalkeeper?

No, not when you put it that way. I feel bad about my above post now.

Chocolate Jim - if you are reading this I apologise.

No need to apologise, he's currently training to score a try against New Zealand.

Moggy wrote:

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:

Moggy wrote:

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:

Moggy wrote:

rinks wrote:Who was it on here who used to do chocolate reviews?

Chocolate Jim?

Sounds like a joke reply but seemingly isn't

Does it sound less like a joke if I told you that Chocolate Jim left the forum in a rage because people took the piss about him taking a penalty against the Bayern Munich/Germany goalkeeper?

No, not when you put it that way. I feel bad about my above post now.

Chocolate Jim - if you are reading this I apologise.

No need to apologise, he's currently training to score a try against New Zealand.

Yeah, I guess that makes sense now I think about it.