Zero Punctuation

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by Skarjo » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:33 pm

Ad7 wrote:I always go and hunt down one of his reviews after I've finished a game.


Yea, me too.

Then I'm all like 'HEY! I GET THIS JOKE NOW! HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!'

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by Dig Dug » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:27 pm

If it wasn't for Zero Punctuation I probably wouldn't have played Sands of Time, Spider-Man 2 or Silent Hill 2. Thanks ZP.

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by 1cmanny1 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:39 pm

I watched the sleeping dogs review, haven't watched one in years. Still good, but same old same old.

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by Fm » Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:40 am

To be honest they're kind of more irritating once you've played the game, when "lol that does sound annoying!" turns into "well that's not even true".

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by chalkitdown » Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:24 am

Good one this week. Warfighter (and games of that ilk in general) get a mauling. His rant at the end is glorious.

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by Vermin » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:46 pm

Liked it this week

Halo 4

If this is combat evolved then it's an evolutionary dead end. It's a strawberry floatin gay, african mammoth.

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by Skippy » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:59 pm

That line was incredible :lol:

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by Rightey » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:18 pm

Halo 4 review was pretty good, disappointing to find out the single player is short :x

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by HSH28 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:34 pm

Rightey wrote:Halo 4 review was pretty good, disappointing to find out the single player is short :x


Good job it isn't then.

At least not by todays standards. On a proper difficult setting it'll take you at least 10 hours.

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by DML » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:11 pm

HSH28 wrote:
Rightey wrote:Halo 4 review was pretty good, disappointing to find out the single player is short :x


Good job it isn't then.

At least not by todays standards. On a proper difficult setting it'll take you at least 10 hours.


Wow! TEN WHOLE HOURS?!? :o

:roll:

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by FatDaz » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:16 pm

DML wrote:
HSH28 wrote:
Rightey wrote:Halo 4 review was pretty good, disappointing to find out the single player is short :x


Good job it isn't then.

At least not by todays standards. On a proper difficult setting it'll take you at least 10 hours.


Wow! TEN WHOLE HOURS?!? :o

:roll:


That's actually good these days. Most fps games have 5-6 hour obligatory campaigns then focus on multiplayer.

Besides any more than 10 hours in an fps and it out stays its welcome. Only so long you can shoot and blow gooseberry fool up before it gets samey (although gaming has been tapping that gold mine for over 20 years now!)

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by TheTurnipKing » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:51 pm

FatDaz wrote:
DML wrote:
HSH28 wrote:
Rightey wrote:Halo 4 review was pretty good, disappointing to find out the single player is short :x


Good job it isn't then.

At least not by todays standards. On a proper difficult setting it'll take you at least 10 hours.


Wow! TEN WHOLE HOURS?!? :o

:roll:


That's actually good these days. Most fps games have 5-6 hour obligatory campaigns then focus on multiplayer.

Besides any more than 10 hours in an fps and it out stays its welcome. Only so long you can shoot and blow gooseberry fool up before it gets samey (although gaming has been tapping that gold mine for over 20 years now!)

I guess the multiplayer must be quite extensive then, offering far more content than any of the previous Halo games have launched with?

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by HSH28 » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:53 pm

TheTurnipKing wrote:I guess the multiplayer must be quite extensive then, offering far more content than any of the previous Halo games have launched with?


Why?

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by Jax » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:24 am

Single player Halo 4 is short though. I played it on Normal, took my time, and it clocked in at about 5 hours.

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by HSH28 » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:55 am

Jax wrote:Single player Halo 4 is short though. I played it on Normal, took my time, and it clocked in at about 5 hours.


Quite honestly I don't believe that for a second, perhaps 6 or 7 hours, but theres no way you did it in 5.

And like I said it takes a good 10 hours on a proper difficulty setting.

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by KomandaHeck » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:02 am

Heroic took me about 8 hours on my first run. 5 hours on normal isn't unbelievable at all.

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PostRe: Zero Punctuation
by Jax » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:08 am

HSH28 wrote:
Jax wrote:Single player Halo 4 is short though. I played it on Normal, took my time, and it clocked in at about 5 hours.


Quite honestly I don't believe that for a second, perhaps 6 or 7 hours, but theres no way you did it in 5.

And like I said it takes a good 10 hours on a proper difficulty setting.


Well, I did. What possible reason would I have to lie? To make me look like an amazing gamer? That would be quite sad.


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