Politics Thread 7: THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER - General Election 04/07/24

[Rex Kramer]

Fingers crossed for a busy night for Graham Brady's postman.

[rinks]

Getting ready for purdah on the dance-floor.

[Moggy]

Will be interesting to see if the Tories have made any deals with Farage's company this time.

[Lex-Man]

The second half of the year is literally starts at the end of the next week. It would be impossible to call an election in the first half of the year.

It's July next week?

Look I don't recognise any months named after Roman leaders OK.

hi

Yes, my favourite Roman Leader is also Junius Ceaser

If you drop July and August June does become the second half of the year.

Ooh I missed your meaning, thought you were ignoring June so that July is next week. I read "recognise" as in "remember" like a person. It's early I'm dumb.

It's alright I did just think that June was in the second half of the year.

[rinks]

Saying there might be a slight delay because of the weather. Does he shrink if he gets wet?

[Return_of_the_STAR]

4th July is heavily believed to be the date for the GE.

As much as I want one it would be hilarious if he came out and announced something totally unrelated.

[Garth]

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1793311823053103146

[Garth]

twitter.com/RedfieldWilton/status/1793310859131064364

[floydfreak]

Saying there might be a slight delay because of the weather. Does he shrink if he gets wet?

he will wear clown shoes to stay at his normal short height

[Garth]

twitter.com/KevinASchofield/status/1793308572081664260

[Lex-Man]

It's great and all but what on earth has possessed him to do this?

Economy "getting better", and the brief window of opportunity to use the first Rwanda flights taking off around that time.

It's also the middle of the Euro's.

[Mommy Christmas]

Brave decision to call an election when they are so far behind in the polls.

[Moggy]

Brave decision to call an election when they are so far behind in the polls.

It's not like he's likely to see any improvement in the polls if he holds on.

[Afrocat]

It'd be hilarious if he just talks about how great he's been for 10 minutes and then just turns around and goes back inside.

[jimbojango]

Wet in every sense of the word.

[Garth]

"Things can only get better" being blasted in the background

[Prototype]

someone blasting "things can only get better" over sunak's speech

[jimbojango]

Is it just me or can you barley hear him through “Things can only get better” lol

[Grumpy David]

Arise Sir Keir, your destiny awaits.

[DML]

Get your party hats out! Lets have a party at their expense for once!