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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Zellery » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:19 am

Tafdolphin wrote:Nothing wrong with earning your Red Wings. Going down during flow-time though...no. That's a bit extreme.

I was actually going to say the exact same thing. :lol:

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by OnlyShallow » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:21 am

G-Ratasaurus Rex wrote:
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CaptainCalcium wrote:Coming up for 2 months with the girlfriend. Gave us a BJ when she was on the blob cause "she didnt want me to miss out". Might be a keeper.


Why would you miss out? Are you not allowed to strawberry float her when she's on her period?


This.

Sailing the Red Sea isn't so bad, as long as you can both shower afterwards.


What about the Dead Sea?

Red wrote:Shrug. My boyfriend doesn't see it any differently to sex generally. He'll even go down on me. No need to hold off, which is obviously fantastic.


Somewhere in here I have an amusing ancedote about period sex. I can't be arsed telling it again or searching for it. If you want to read it try searching "OnlyShallow", "Her mum's bed" and "Pornographic Shroud of Turin".

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by bear » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:22 am

Red wrote:Shrug. My boyfriend doesn't see it any differently to sex generally. He'll even go down on me. No need to hold off, which is obviously fantastic.


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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Eighthours » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:47 am

Red wrote:
CaptainCalcium wrote:Coming up for 2 months with the girlfriend. Gave us a BJ when she was on the blob cause "she didnt want me to miss out". Might be a keeper.


Why would you miss out? Are you not allowed to strawberry float her when she's on her period?


strawberry floating love how that was posted by Red. How appropriate!

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Errkal » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:53 am

Eighthours wrote:
Red wrote:
CaptainCalcium wrote:Coming up for 2 months with the girlfriend. Gave us a BJ when she was on the blob cause "she didnt want me to miss out". Might be a keeper.


Why would you miss out? Are you not allowed to strawberry float her when she's on her period?


strawberry floating love how that was posted by Red. How appropriate!


He's Red for a reason.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by qupe » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:12 pm

Sex when the gf was on wasn't a major issue, a little messier, but no way I am going muff diving during this time.....

some of those gifs above sum it up perfectly.

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by Fatal Exception » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:01 pm

Madness wrote:
Red wrote:Shrug. My boyfriend doesn't see it any differently to sex generally. He'll even go down on me. No need to hold off, which is obviously fantastic.


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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Eighthours » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:04 pm

Have to say, I've never gone down on anyone while they're on. Ewwwww. Had sex, though, obvs. Oh God, that reminds me: when I was 18 I was waiting till my girlf's period was over before we had sex again, and she thought it was. Unfortunately, though, by the end of our sex session the bedsheets looked like the aftermath of a horror movie. That was a tough one to explain. :lol:

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by Fatal Exception » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:10 pm

I've got my red wings, but no way would I go down on a girl whilst she's on. That's just nasty. And red must be filthy too. Imagine this coming up to kiss you before dredging the trench:

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Bunni » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:19 pm

Not a problem for us. Infertility ftw. :shifty:

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Red » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:47 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:I've got my red wings, but no way would I go down on a girl whilst she's on. That's just nasty. And red must be filthy too. Imagine this coming up to kiss you before dredging the trench:

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I'm trying to imagine it, because it's never looked like that.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by G-Rat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:23 pm

I echo sentiments of not wanting to go diving headfirst into the Red Sea. I doubt I'd be allowed, even if I wanted to, tbh.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Henke » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:35 pm

I'd let you. :wub:

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by G-Rat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:37 pm

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by BobbyDigital » Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:01 pm

Oi come on, to me licking a girls pussy when she's on her period is straight disgusting. The way that gooseberry fool taste the day or two after a girl comes off the rag is noticeable, that gooseberry fool be tasting like iron. For 5 days of the month I'm bless just laying back and getting my dick sucked. I never even been grimey enough to strawberry float a girl on her period.

Fair play though if you get down like that, do your thing.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Orbital » Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:13 pm

I admit it was a bit gross when i pulled my dick out, and a clot the size of your pinky was resting on the tip of my little brother.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Archaeon » Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:31 pm

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by skarmachild » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:02 am

Last time I strawberry floated a bird on her period was n the shower, she vomited straight are. Lol.

I'm so alone.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Cuban Pete » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:19 am

Depends on how far through the cycle she is and how heavy the flow is.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Prototype » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:25 am

Eighthours wrote:Had sex, though, obvs.


Obvs.

What?


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