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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:17 pm 
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And then when she recoils in horror send her my way. Where did you meet her anyway? I can't imagine many people come from Birmingham for a night out in Redditch.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:21 pm 
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She's friends with a guy I work with and was out in Redditch with him last weekend.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:29 pm 
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Makes a bit more sense.

MooMoo's next week then, yeah? 8-) :fp:

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:29 pm 
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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!


Send her my way, I have lots of pent-up woman-hating lusty frustration to unleash and damage some women's cervixes with.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:36 pm 
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Makes a bit more sense.

MooMoo's next week then, yeah? 8-) :fp:


Probably :(.

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Send her my way, I have lots of pent-up woman-hating lusty frustration to unleash and damage some women's cervixes with.


Sure, but she might be a bit worn out after getting through MCN and Cosmo first. :shock:

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:38 pm 
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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!


Several years :o how long are we talking, I saw two of my ex's last night in town, they looked strawberry floating awful 8-)

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:42 pm 
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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!


Several years :o how long are we talking, I saw two of my ex's last night in town, they looked strawberry floating awful 8-)

By that I mean several years into our relationship, not years after we broke up (it's only been seven weeks!) :lol:.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:45 pm 
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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
glowy69 wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!


Several years :o how long are we talking, I saw two of my ex's last night in town, they looked strawberry floating awful 8-)

By that I mean several years into our relationship, not years after we broke up (it's only been seven weeks!) :lol:.



I was wondering :shifty: I remember you being a bit upset, thats why I was confused.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:46 pm 
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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Makes a bit more sense.

MooMoo's next week then, yeah? 8-) :fp:


Probably :(.


Look on the bright side, if I'm there you get to see me pissed and failing miserably with women. That'd brighten your evening.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:55 pm 
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>Receive a nice personalised and well thought-out message from a girl who has obviously read my dapa profile
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>Pleasedon'tbefatpleasedon'tbefatpleasedon'tbefatpleasedon'tbefatpleasedon'tbefat
>HOLY strawberry floating gooseberry fool Image Image Image Image

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:45 pm 
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Had our one year anniversary weekend - York, museums, paintballing, staying up all night watching films, pub, nice meal, lots of sex...it's been a fantastic time.

:wub: :wub: :wub:

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:41 pm 
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Cuban Pete wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!


Send her my way, I have lots of pent-up woman-hating lusty frustration to unleash and damage some women's cervixes with.

I thought you had a girlfriend and were very happy thankyouverymuch?

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Had our one year anniversary weekend - York, museums, paintballing, staying up all night watching films, pub, nice meal, lots of sex...it's been a fantastic time.

:wub: :wub: :wub:


Congratulations Red. Good to see it working out for you.

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Right the new girl is coming over on Thursday and I said I'd cook, any ideas what to do? :fp:

Gone through numerous cook books and cannot see anything that I want to do....

quite a capable cook but nothing that leaps off the page and says WOOO Image

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:00 pm 
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something easy like pasta, which will go well with copious amounts of white wine, clearing the way for a cleveland steamer for desert. 8-)

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:00 pm 
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Super Noodles


With cut-up hot dog sausages in!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:02 pm 
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Super Noodles


With cut-up hot dog sausages in!


I was going to say chilli peperami but thats almost as good.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:05 pm 
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Right the new girl is coming over on Thursday and I said I'd cook, any ideas what to do? :fp:

Gone through numerous cook books and cannot see anything that I want to do....

quite a capable cook but nothing that leaps off the page and says WOOO Image


Make this.

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1939 ... egetables-

It's divine. Does need spring veg, but you can use frozen peas and canned broad beans for the same effect and tastes almost as good. If she's not jumping on you after this, she never will.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:07 pm 
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Curry, greatest food ever, if she doesnt eat currry, tell her to strawberry float off :shifty:

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Curry, greatest food ever, if she doesnt eat currry, tell her to strawberry float off :shifty:


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