NSFW: Helen Flanagan just too hot for The Street...

[Jenko]

Staydead.

If she offered to shag you, you wouldn't.... Because you'd have already blown your load at the mere thought of her even looking at you.

Or you know, some people don't like having sex with someone just because of how they look. Especially when they look like a school yard hooker

The reality of it is somebody like StayDead, who seems to have very little contact with girls the same age as himself, would get eaten alive by girls like her. But they say they don't because they don't want to seem like they are fearful of girls.

Not poking fun out of anyone here, I admit in my younger days I was scared of girls too. If a girl I fancied spoke to me I would freeze, go red and make a fool of myself. I convinced myself that I was in my own way better than these girls and I disliked them purely because they were attractive and I was too much of a shy cry-baby to talk to them like I would anyone else.

I then later learned in life that they are just people, and I was no longer fearful of them. I grew to respect them for a while and then slowly lost that respect as I found they were largely very illogical and not very rational people. I now dislike them for the most part because I feel that morally I am far superior to them and even for all the shitty stuff I have done with my life I know that when it comes to the important things I carry the compassion that I feel many women simply would not have.

StayDead, you will most likely go through the same phase. Just get out there and confront them. You will piss your pants at first but so did we all, mostly anyway. Then you will get laid, get heartbroken, then realise apart from maybe a few genuinely nice ones they are all banana splits.

[False]

haha gay

[KK]

Deep.

[Jenko]

haha gay

I'm not gay yo, just tryin' to get SD laid

[False]

Im sure he appreciates the sentiment, but I very much doubt its going to be put into practice.

Still, Id of swerved her if she was in a club looking like that. Shes either a proper slag in which case I could do without other dudes crusty jizz flaking out whilst Im trying to get down to business, or, shes a train wreck mentalist who is probably best avoided.

She is a good looking girl most of the time, but her stylists (or lack thereof) are responsible for some absolute howlers.

[Fade]

Staydead.

If she offered to shag you, you wouldn't.... Because you'd have already blown your load at the mere thought of her even looking at you.

Or you know, some people don't like having sex with someone just because of how they look. Especially when they look like a school yard hooker

The reality of it is somebody like StayDead, who seems to have very little contact with girls the same age as himself, would get eaten alive by girls like her. But they say they don't because they don't want to seem like they are fearful of girls.

Not poking fun out of anyone here, I admit in my younger days I was scared of girls too. If a girl I fancied spoke to me I would freeze, go red and make a fool of myself. I convinced myself that I was in my own way better than these girls and I disliked them purely because they were attractive and I was too much of a shy cry-baby to talk to them like I would anyone else.

I then later learned in life that they are just people, and I was no longer fearful of them. I grew to respect them for a while and then slowly lost that respect as I found they were largely very illogical and not very rational people. I now dislike them for the most part because I feel that morally I am far superior to them and even for all the shitty stuff I have done with my life I know that when it comes to the important things I carry the compassion that I feel many women simply would not have.

StayDead, you will most likely go through the same phase. Just get out there and confront them. You will piss your pants at first but so did we all, mostly anyway. Then you will get laid, get heartbroken, then realise apart from maybe a few genuinely nice ones they are all banana splits.

This is kind of sexist. But I know so many women that will talk about people in their life and just assume you know who they are. 'Yeah blahaha Mark and I did this on the weekend' Who the strawberry float is Mark? YOU NEVER MENTIONED HIM BEFORE. How self interested can you be?

I used to have a very positive view of people. I'd think they were good people until they proved me otherwise. But over the years. Just the amount of stupid strawberry floating things people do. It's slowly ground away at me. So i guess I'm kind of like you, but with most people. Not just most women.

[Jenko]

Staydead.

If she offered to shag you, you wouldn't.... Because you'd have already blown your load at the mere thought of her even looking at you.

Or you know, some people don't like having sex with someone just because of how they look. Especially when they look like a school yard hooker

The reality of it is somebody like StayDead, who seems to have very little contact with girls the same age as himself, would get eaten alive by girls like her. But they say they don't because they don't want to seem like they are fearful of girls.

Not poking fun out of anyone here, I admit in my younger days I was scared of girls too. If a girl I fancied spoke to me I would freeze, go red and make a fool of myself. I convinced myself that I was in my own way better than these girls and I disliked them purely because they were attractive and I was too much of a shy cry-baby to talk to them like I would anyone else.

I then later learned in life that they are just people, and I was no longer fearful of them. I grew to respect them for a while and then slowly lost that respect as I found they were largely very illogical and not very rational people. I now dislike them for the most part because I feel that morally I am far superior to them and even for all the shitty stuff I have done with my life I know that when it comes to the important things I carry the compassion that I feel many women simply would not have.

StayDead, you will most likely go through the same phase. Just get out there and confront them. You will piss your pants at first but so did we all, mostly anyway. Then you will get laid, get heartbroken, then realise apart from maybe a few genuinely nice ones they are all banana splits.

This is kind of sexist. But I know so many women that will talk about people in their life and just assume you know who they are. 'Yeah blahaha Mark and I did this on the weekend' Who the strawberry float is Mark? YOU NEVER MENTIONED HIM BEFORE. How self interested can you be?

I used to have a very positive view of people. I'd think they were good people until they proved me otherwise. But over the years. Just the amount of stupid strawberry floating things people do. It's slowly ground away at me. So i guess I'm kind of like you, but with most people. Not just most women.

I understand that. I feel the same way about a lot of the male population too but I only specifically mentioned women there because my point was about women. Didn't intend it to come across as sexism

[Preezy]

Way to go ruining a thread, idiots.

[Poser]

Way to go ruining a thread, idiots.

[Zellery]

Way to go ruining a thread, idiots.

To be fair, this thread doesn't really deliver anyway. I looked back over the 12 or so pages and there's about 6 different photos/photoshoots of her.

[KK]

Although she has had offers, Helen has never been tempted to do a topless photoshoot for fear of offending her dad Paul, an electrical contractor, and of course boyfriend Scott.

She explains: "I'm a bit of a daddy's girl plus I've got a boyfriend and I want to save that kind of thing for him.

"It's not that I would never do it, and those sorts of pictures can look absolutely beautiful, but I'm an actress and I want to be taken seriously." She and Scott have been together two years and Helen has a tattoo of Scott's name on her thigh.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... treet.html

Code for: I'll happily do it in a film/TV programme.

[evanswolves]

[Poser]

There appears to be some extra 'detail' in the crotch area there.

Though the whole thing is airbrushed to strawberry float - it's all just pixels, really.

[Godzilla]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gAHL0SirNgw/T ... +Sport.jpg

[Zellery]

This thread is picking up.

[Poser]

I love that story - they fail to mention there that the dwarf photographer is a full-time member of the Daily Sport photography staff

[Minto]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gAHL0SirNgw/TvQDstyFUwI/AAAAAAAArww/B_iiE33yQ7c/s1600/Helen+Flanagan%25E2%2580%2599s+Upskirt+Ass+so+Clearly+on+Sunday+Sport.jpg

[Poser]

How come she's got different shoes and top on in the pic on the left?

[Zellery]

How come she's got different shoes and top on in the pic on the left?

Plus the woman on the right has a different hairstyle.

[Saint of Killers]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gAHL0SirNgw/TvQDstyFUwI/AAAAAAAArww/B_iiE33yQ7c/s1600/Helen+Flanagan%25E2%2580%2599s+Upskirt+Ass+so+Clearly+on+Sunday+Sport.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gAHL0SirNgw/T ... +Sport.jpg

Very good use of that.