Happy steak and blowjob day everyone

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by RetroBait » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:25 pm

jiggles wrote:
1>3>4>2 wrote:Bunni's dad is staying with us this weekend.

;_;


So are ya gonna cook him a steak or what


strawberry floating lol

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by SEP » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:32 pm

I'm making do with a pizza and a wank.

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by JiggerJay » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:42 pm

Fish and Chips for dinner, had some sex earlier. Can't complain.

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Mr Chips » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:45 pm

Went to asda, stood next to the steak and waited... but nothing happened.

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Tomous » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:26 pm

OLIN wrote:Had a Mexican Burger at Lloyds Bar earlier and having Lamb Hotpot shortly - no steak though and the chance of a BJ seems highly unlikely.



If its like the Lloyds in Cardiff, you should have stayed there-your chances would have improved dramatically

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Poser » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:12 pm

strawberry floating hate gooseberry fool like this.

Bants.

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Poser » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:09 pm

Your guts must be rotten.

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Yoshimi » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:19 pm

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Fatal Exception » Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:20 pm

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Rocsteady » Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:37 am

Poser wrote:strawberry floating hate gooseberry fool like this.

Bants.

Yeah who needs a special day to get a blowjob anyway sad strawberry floats, I'm rolling in pussy non-stop. [/ad7]

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Victor Mildew » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:21 am

:datass:

Flan and Anal day is where it's at.

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by Moggy » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:37 am

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by OnlyShallow » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:47 am

Moggy wrote:Image

Well placed mirror :lol:

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by False » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:50 am

Top mirror work, but that looks like a strawberry floating awful steak.

Wheres the juices?

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PostRe: Happy steak and blowjob day everyone
by OLIN » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:41 pm

Tomous wrote:
OLIN wrote:Had a Mexican Burger at Lloyds Bar earlier and having Lamb Hotpot shortly - no steak though and the chance of a BJ seems highly unlikely.



If its like the Lloyds in Cardiff, you should have stayed there-your chances would have improved dramatically


Could've sent the missus home while I waited I s'pose.


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