Do you put toilet paper in the fridge? - Epilogue (Epoolog)

[Tragic Magic]

I always use a squirt of Johnson's baby lotion when I wipe.

[Victor Mildew]

I find it's the second wind of curry gooseberry fool that does the real damage. Is like defeating a tough enemy in a game and the game then throwing you straight in to a boss fight. My ring is already feeling like someone took red hot sandpaper to it, don't make me use it again. So clenched that the second wave comes out like sauce from a squeezable bottle.

Saying all that I really fancy a red hot curry tonight though

[Pontius Pilate]

I read this thread while my class were doing worksheets. The entire class was silent, except me. Sitting at my desk giggling like a school girl, unwilling to tell my students why.

[Victor Mildew]

It's a great example of why I still hang around this place, reduced to tears by talk of fridges and paper

[Captain Kinopio]

I refuse to believe that there are 10 people on this forum who put toilet paper in the fridge...come on who else voted yes for a larf

[That's not a growth]

Maybe they've been converted. I know I'm considering it now.

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FOR SCIENCE!

[Green Gecko]

Baby wipes in the fridge are the next logical step.

[Bunni]

I made the effort to buy those flushable toilet wipes as to stop flooding my house with actual gooseberry fool.

[Pattybean]

Did the onken or two chicks egg whites help sooth it at all?

[KK]

God knows what Johnny Foreigner must think reading this. Anecdotes of 'Did you know, the English store their loo roll in THE FRIDGE' will filter throughout the world.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

My digestion has gotten so bad that I can no longer eat a zinger burger at KFC anymore without getting the ring of fire

[Victor Mildew]

God knows what Johnny Foreigner must think reading this. Anecdotes of 'Did you know, the English store their loo roll in THE FRIDGE' will filter throughout the world.

Bloody foreigns, comin over ere, stealin ar jokes.