Dannii's fit, so what if she's had a boob job and had some botox, I wouldn't turn her away from my bed chamber! You lot must be right gays
I'd shag her, but it'd have to be with a sword in my hand- not a euphemistic sword - a real sword, preferably a blessed +5 holy avenger. Or maybe an axe. You can never be too careful.
Good news Danii fans- she's getting interviewed by Piers Moron this weekend:
The X Factor judge talks about being a mentor on one of Britain's most popular TV shows, discusses her love life and reveals how she helped Kylie battle cancer. Dannii, who rose to stardom in Home and Away, also tells Piers about her acting and singing careers
ITV1 Granada 9:45pm-10:45pm (1 hour ) Sat 31 Oct