GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please

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by Moggy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:43 am

Hexx wrote:Based on the pic they're not even that chavvy :lol: - but then I suppose all the proles look the same for Eighthours ivory tower


Actually if you look at his eyes you can tell from the way they are set that he is of low breeding. The filthy lower classes try and hide themselves but a jolly good look through a decent gentleman's monocle will soon show up the familiar traits of the working class. Shifty, untrustworthy and good only for employment in the fields or the workhouse would be my rating.
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Knoyleo » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:51 am

Eighthours wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:
Eighthours wrote:I thought Candice definitely deserved to win, but God: the chavvy boyfriend, the chavvy dog...

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Yes, how awful. :|

Are you ever not a smug, condescending banana split?


I'm sure if the winner was massively posh and wearing a monocle, waistcoat, top hat and carrying a cane, they'd be fair game for pointing out the clichés, right? That's how it seems to work these days.

Also: warned. Sort yourself the strawberry float out.

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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Preezy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:53 am

This thread is amazing.
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by Saint of Killers » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:59 am

:lol:
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S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Rax » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:15 am

Baking, serious business.
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Mini E » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:19 am

That was worthy of a warning? :lol: :lol: :lol: Tensions run high after Bake Off! Still so pleased for Candice. Really glad she won that.
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by DML » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:22 am

strawberry floating hell Eighty. :lol: :fp:
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Floex » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:32 am

A pug dog is now a chav dog.

Unbelievable. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Godzilla » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:42 am

Old series are being shown on some random sky channel. I caught last years again, really showed how far the show has fallen with regards to eye candy.

Also Candice's boyfriend may not be a chav but....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... ug-dealer/
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Moggy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:44 am

I'm not clicking a Sun link, but from the URL I can see he is an ex drug dealer? That is really relevant when it comes to Candice and her baking skills. :slol:
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Godzilla » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:46 am

They both made lots of dough
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by Tafdolphin » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:48 am

A warm fire burns in the hearth, it’s glow casting long shadows. The fragrance of lilic and gooseberries drifts through room, saturating the opulent wood and leather.

Movement. A ripple in the heavy air as the child, lain fully across a chaise long, awakens

“Mamon” he murmurs, “Mamon, where is my man? Where is Stilburn?”
“Here sir.” comes the voice of another, rich and dark as treacle.
“Stilburn, why must there be poor people in the world?”
“I know not sir”
“I saw a boy yesterday, at the markets. He barely had any adornments at all. And that creature he was carrying…that flat nosed monstrosity.”
“A pug sir. A particularly…chavvy breed of dog”
“Why did he carry it so? Surely he did not think it a companion?”
“I believe the boy was the son of one Jeremiah Corbyn, a local troublemaker of sorts. That family’s lot is low, and their tastes peculiar.”
“Surely a beast such as that cannot be of the same ilk as Cameron?”

The dog snaps to attention at his master’s voice, his muzzle shaped from generations of pure breed conditioning, his senses perfect, his intelligent supreme.

“The world is a strange place sir, full of communists and sodomites. You are fortunate indeed. Thanks to your father’s holdings you need never trouble yourself with such woes.”
“Quite so. Now Stilburn,” the child says as he reclines once more. “You may massage my feet.”
“Yes, young master Eight.”
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by Moggy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:55 am

Tafdolphin wrote:A warm fire burns in the hearth, it’s glow casting long shadows. The fragrance of lilic and gooseberries drifts through room, saturating the opulent wood and leather.

Movement. A ripple in the heavy air as the child, lain fully across a chaise long, awakens

“Mamon” he murmurs, “Mamon, where is my man? Where is Stilburn?”
“Here sir.” Comes the voice of another, rich and dark as treacle.
“Stilburn, why must there be poor people in the world?”
“I know now sir”
“I saw a boy yesterday, at the markets. He barely had any adornments at all. And that creature he was carrying…that flat nosed monstrosity.”
“A pug sir. A particularly…chavvy breed of dog”
“Why did he carry it so? Surely he did not think it a companion?”
“I believe the boy was the son of one Jeremiah Corbyn, a local troublemaker of sorts. That family’s lot is low, and their tastes peculiar.”
“Sure a beast such as that cannot be of the same ilk as Cameron?”

The dog snaps to attention at his master’s voice, his muzzle shaped from generations of pure breed conditions, his senses perfect, his intelligent supreme.

“The world is a strange place sir, full of communists and sodomites. You are fortunate indeed, thanks to your father’s deeds, you need never trouble yourself with such woes.”
“Quite so. Now Stilburn,” the child says as he reclines once more. “You may massage my feet.”
“Yes, young master Eight.”


Well somebody just got my vote for post of the year. :lol:
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by Floex » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:00 am

Tafdolphin wrote:A warm fire burns in the hearth, it’s glow casting long shadows. The fragrance of lilic and gooseberries drifts through room, saturating the opulent wood and leather.

Movement. A ripple in the heavy air as the child, lain fully across a chaise long, awakens

“Mamon” he murmurs, “Mamon, where is my man? Where is Stilburn?”
“Here sir.” comes the voice of another, rich and dark as treacle.
“Stilburn, why must there be poor people in the world?”
“I know not sir”
“I saw a boy yesterday, at the markets. He barely had any adornments at all. And that creature he was carrying…that flat nosed monstrosity.”
“A pug sir. A particularly…chavvy breed of dog”
“Why did he carry it so? Surely he did not think it a companion?”
“I believe the boy was the son of one Jeremiah Corbyn, a local troublemaker of sorts. That family’s lot is low, and their tastes peculiar.”
“Surely a beast such as that cannot be of the same ilk as Cameron?”

The dog snaps to attention at his master’s voice, his muzzle shaped from generations of pure breed conditioning, his senses perfect, his intelligent supreme.

“The world is a strange place sir, full of communists and sodomites. You are fortunate indeed. Thanks to your father’s holdings you need never trouble yourself with such woes.”
“Quite so. Now Stilburn,” the child says as he reclines once more. “You may massage my feet.”
“Yes, young master Eight.”


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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Knoyleo » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:22 am

Incredible. :lol:
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by The Watching Artist » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:48 am

Truly a post of the highest quality. :lol:
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Moggy » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:54 am

The Watching Artist wrote:Truly a post of the highest quality. :lol:


You say that but: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... ched-wall/
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by The Watching Artist » Thu Oct 27, 2016 11:56 am

Moggy wrote:
The Watching Artist wrote:Truly a post of the highest quality. :lol:


You say that but: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... ched-wall/

:lol: Bravo
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Green Gecko » Thu Oct 27, 2016 1:55 pm

How about we all have a cup of tea and stop calling each other banana splits and talking down the lower class.
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PostRe: GBBO - Come and grab my jugs please
by Errkal » Thu Oct 27, 2016 1:57 pm

Green Gecko wrote:How about we all have a cup of tea and stop calling each other banana splits and talking down the lower class.


Cup, confirmed middle class. A proper working class man uses a mug! :P

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