The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?

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PostThe Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Preezy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:51 am

So 2016 has been a bit of a shitter for celebs, with some very famous individuals falling into the eternal abyss of death.

The "highlights" so far:

David Bowie
Alan Rickman
Paul Daniels
Ronnie Corbett
Victoria Wood
Sir Terry Wogan
David Gest
Frank Kelly (Father Jack)
Doris Roberts
Chyna
Erik Bauersfeld (ADMIRAL strawberry floating ACKBAR!)
Garry Shandling
Tony Burton (Rocky's trainer)
Dave Mirra
Denise Robertson
Guy Hamilton
Morag Siller (who?)
PRINCE FFS
Percy Sledge he's long dead, the cheater.
Glenn Frey
Caroline Aherne
Kenny Baker
Gene Wlider
Pete Burns
Leonard Cohen
Robert Vaughan
Andrew Sachs
John Glenn
Peter Vaughan
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Rick Parfitt
George Michael :o
Liz Smith
Carrie Fisher :(

Who's next on the Grim Reaper's list? When will the death gods be satisfied?

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Moggy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:55 am

So many of them have been unexpected and so I think the next one will be completely unpredictable. I am therefore going for Prince Harry.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Poser » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:56 am

I think Denise Robertson deserves a mention there.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Shadow » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:57 am

Bruce Forsyth is on borrowed time, surely.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Preezy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:59 am

Poser wrote:I think Denise Robertson deserves a mention there.

I'll update the list as they perish.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Moggy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:00 am

Shadow wrote:Bruce Forsyth is on borrowed time, surely.


He eats the souls of dancing children and so will last at least another two centuries.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Remi Dong » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:02 am

Perfect poster rank / avatar / thread topic combo.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Poser » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:03 am

ダン。 wrote:Perfect poster rank / avatar / thread topic combo.


:datass: Massive damage.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Cal » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:15 am

Shadow wrote:Bruce Forsyth is on borrowed time, surely.


Yep, I think this one is very likely this year.

More importantly: How in the name of Holy Heaven are all the Rolling Stones still alive? :shock:

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Death's Head » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:16 am

Someone must be calling in Bernie Eclestone to the pits for a retirement soon. I would say the Queen and Prince Philip, but we all know that Buckingham Palace has hospital facilities with a farm of children providing regular blood transfusions. :shifty:

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Death's Head » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:17 am

Cal wrote:More importantly: How in the name of Holy Heaven are all the Rolling Stones still alive? :shock:


Clean living, mainly. Was going to suggest one of them or one of the surviving Beatles.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Gandalf » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:18 am

David Attenborough - He's 89

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Moggy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:19 am

Death's Head wrote:
Cal wrote:More importantly: How in the name of Holy Heaven are all the Rolling Stones still alive? :shock:


Clean living, mainly. Was going to suggest one of them or one of the surviving Beatles.


All alive except for Brian Jones you mean? ;)

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Moggy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:19 am

Gandalf wrote:David Attenborough - He's 89


Don't ever say that. :x

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Cal » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:30 am

Moggy wrote:
Death's Head wrote:
Cal wrote:More importantly: How in the name of Holy Heaven are all the Rolling Stones still alive? :shock:


Clean living, mainly. Was going to suggest one of them or one of the surviving Beatles.


All alive except for Brian Jones you mean? ;)


I never said I was a Rolling Stones fan! :lol: I forgot about that one. And Death's Head: Yes, I worry about McCartney (Ringo, not so much). We all know it's coming (Macca's 73), and I can't really bear to think about when it finally happens.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Moggy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:32 am

Cal wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Death's Head wrote:
Cal wrote:More importantly: How in the name of Holy Heaven are all the Rolling Stones still alive? :shock:


Clean living, mainly. Was going to suggest one of them or one of the surviving Beatles.


All alive except for Brian Jones you mean? ;)


I never said I was a Rolling Stones fan! :lol: I forgot about that one. And Death's Head: Yes, I worry about McCartney (Ringo, not so much). We all know it's coming (Macca's 73), and I can't really bear to think about when it finally happens.


I thought McCartney died years ago and the current bloke is just an imposter? ;)

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Preezy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:34 am

Hugh Hefner turned 90 recently (maybe even today), which just goes to show you that the secret to eternal life is to constantly wear a smoking jacket in the company of glamour models.

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by OnlyShallow » Thu Apr 21, 2016 9:54 am

Cal wrote:
Shadow wrote:Bruce Forsyth is on borrowed time, surely.


More importantly: How in the name of Holy Heaven are all the Rolling Stones still alive? :shock:

Brian Jones says otherwise.

Edit: just saw Moggy's post

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Cal » Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:06 am

Moggy wrote:
Cal wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Death's Head wrote:
Cal wrote:More importantly: How in the name of Holy Heaven are all the Rolling Stones still alive? :shock:


Clean living, mainly. Was going to suggest one of them or one of the surviving Beatles.


All alive except for Brian Jones you mean? ;)


I never said I was a Rolling Stones fan! :lol: I forgot about that one. And Death's Head: Yes, I worry about McCartney (Ringo, not so much). We all know it's coming (Macca's 73), and I can't really bear to think about when it finally happens.


I thought McCartney died years ago and the current bloke is just an imposter? ;)


You might be on to something: there's a guy works down the chipshop, swears he's Elvis...

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PostRe: The Celebrity Death Thread 2016 - When Will the Harvest End?
by Moggy » Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:07 am

Cal wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Cal wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Death's Head wrote:
Cal wrote:More importantly: How in the name of Holy Heaven are all the Rolling Stones still alive? :shock:


Clean living, mainly. Was going to suggest one of them or one of the surviving Beatles.


All alive except for Brian Jones you mean? ;)


I never said I was a Rolling Stones fan! :lol: I forgot about that one. And Death's Head: Yes, I worry about McCartney (Ringo, not so much). We all know it's coming (Macca's 73), and I can't really bear to think about when it finally happens.


I thought McCartney died years ago and the current bloke is just an imposter? ;)


You might be on to something: there's a guy works down the chipshop, swears he's Elvis...


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead


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