There's this one old workmate of mine on FB who just seems to constantly vent about the trains or the weather. The trains are always late, or he has missed the train because it was on time, or the bus was late making him miss the late train. It's strange as he was a very quiet chap when I work with him. I feel like telling him to walk, the fat sloth.
He posted this one the other day though...:
Barely slept a wink last night, a big thankyou to the twats with the bad covers band and ridiculous firework display. Whoever else was also at it with a cheap stereo until 3am you're also an inconsiderate cretin.
And one of my other old colleagues had this updated just underneath.
Back home after an epic night of fireworks and the open mic!!! Woooooooooooooooooo party over mine now let the weekend beggin!!!