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Cheers for the advice guys I really appreciate it, we were going to hang out tomorrow as friends but it's too soon to really assume it can all go back to normal like that, so as much as it strawberry floating pains me we'll give each other some space.

I feel really numb today, she has had such a positive impact on my life and then she's just thrown it all away in one swoop.

plasticcoated wrote:I'm being messed about.
I was sorta seeing someone, very early days and going quite slow.
Then she gets back with her ex.
Then texts me on Valentines Day saying she loves me.
Then posts all the presents and messages her ex, now boyfriend, has got her and claims to have had he best Valentines Day ever.
Then for the next two days texts me asking if i got any surprise valentines cards in the post.
Today a card did turn up, no name just a Guess Who?
She texts me asking who sent it?
I sarcastically claimed i didn't know.
She asked if it made me smile.
I said yes, but then it reminded me of my crippling loneliness and burnt the card. I did not burn the card.
She said to keep my chin and that someone wants me.
I said "Nah, if they did they'd do something about it"
She replied with "maybe its complicated"

Complicated? Complicated?! You complicated matters by getting back with gimped out ex!
Women.

Worst rap song ever. Doesn't even rhyme.

Something pretty shitty happened to me relationship wise the other night, but i don't want to post about it here incase a certain someone reads this :shifty:

Fatal Exception wrote:
plasticcoated wrote:I'm being messed about.
I was sorta seeing someone, very early days and going quite slow.
Then she gets back with her ex.
Then texts me on Valentines Day saying she loves me.
Then posts all the presents and messages her ex, now boyfriend, has got her and claims to have had he best Valentines Day ever.
Then for the next two days texts me asking if i got any surprise valentines cards in the post.
Today a card did turn up, no name just a Guess Who?
She texts me asking who sent it?
I sarcastically claimed i didn't know.
She asked if it made me smile.
I said yes, but then it reminded me of my crippling loneliness and burnt the card. I did not burn the card.
She said to keep my chin and that someone wants me.
I said "Nah, if they did they'd do something about it"
She replied with "maybe its complicated"

Complicated? Complicated?! You complicated matters by getting back with gimped out ex!
Women.

Worst rap song ever. Doesn't even rhyme.

I thought it was the latest song from 'The Streets'.

I said yes, but then it reminded me of my crippling loneliness and burnt the card. I did not burn the card.
She said to keep my chin and that someone wants me.
I said "Nah, if they did they'd do something about it"
She replied with "maybe its complicated"

People pushing by, and walking off into the night...

Can't stop reading it in Mike Skinner's voice now :lol:

God The Streets are gooseberry fool.

Ad7 wrote:Something pretty shitty happened to me relationship wise the other night, but i don't want to post about it here incase a certain someone reads this

PM?

Im not going to go into details but Im going to post here so people will pay attention to me, ask for more info and by extension, boost my ego.

strawberry float off

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Falsey wrote:Im not going to go into details but Im going to post here so people will pay attention to me, ask for more info and by extension, boost my ego.

Sorry Ad, it is kind of funny.

Im right though innit.

I'm just fuming at the moment and don't really know what to do about it. I'll reply to myself anyway:

Broom her
gooseberry fool on her tits

Ad7 wrote:I'm just fuming at the moment and don't really know what to do about it. I'll reply to myself anyway:

Broom her
gooseberry fool on her tits

It's like you didn't need our help!

It's time I followed my own sage advice

You could also murder her and have a relationship with the corpse.

Jigger Jay wrote:Cheers for the advice guys I really appreciate it, we were going to hang out tomorrow as friends but it's too soon to really assume it can all go back to normal like that, so as much as it strawberry floating pains me we'll give each other some space.

I feel really numb today, she has had such a positive impact on my life and then she's just thrown it all away in one swoop.

I don't understand this mentality you clearly don't want her as a friend, so why force yourself just to make her feel better that you do? Probably 90 % of people on this forum have been friendzoned before and it's horrific, forcing it to friends like things were before just makes it harder and instantly removes any possibility of getting it back on.

If you try and be friends and accept that, it will strawberry floating kill you when she meets someone else, kill you

The friendnzone is strawberry floating torture and a situation you shouldn't enter unless its some sort of end of the world scenario.

*girl on dating site views your profile 7 times*

*doesn't reply to message*

Wtfmon

Maybe she's just been flicking one out?

I don't think I've ever been there.

Before I settled down there were girls who were friends, girls who were family members, and girls who were going to get shagged.

No such thing as friend zone. If I wanted to shag someone and they just wanted to be friends, strawberry float em, they can strawberry float off. I'm not going to follow someone around like a puppy dog with blue balls.

Buffalo wrote:*girl on dating site views your profile 7 times*

*doesn't reply to message*

Wtfmon

Or she's shown your profile to 6 of her friends with a 'look at this loser' style comment!

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