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by False » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:00 pm

Super Noodles

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by Victor Mildew » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:00 pm

something easy like pasta, which will go well with copious amounts of white wine, clearing the way for a cleveland steamer for desert. 8-)

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by SEP » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:00 pm

Falsey wrote:Super Noodles


With cut-up hot dog sausages in!

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by False » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:02 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Falsey wrote:Super Noodles


With cut-up hot dog sausages in!


I was going to say chilli peperami but thats almost as good.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Poser » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:05 pm

JChalmers wrote:Right the new girl is coming over on Thursday and I said I'd cook, any ideas what to do? :fp:

Gone through numerous cook books and cannot see anything that I want to do....

quite a capable cook but nothing that leaps off the page and says WOOO Image


Make this.

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1939 ... egetables-

It's divine. Does need spring veg, but you can use frozen peas and canned broad beans for the same effect and tastes almost as good. If she's not jumping on you after this, she never will.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Glowy69 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:07 pm

Curry, greatest food ever, if she doesnt eat currry, tell her to strawberry float off :shifty:

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by Victor Mildew » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:12 pm

glowy69 wrote:Curry, greatest food ever, if she doesnt eat currry, tell her to strawberry float off :shifty:


:wub:

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by mcjihge2 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:12 pm

JChalmers wrote:Right the new girl is coming over on Thursday and I said I'd cook, any ideas what to do? :fp:

Gone through numerous cook books and cannot see anything that I want to do....

quite a capable cook but nothing that leaps off the page and says WOOO


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by Poser » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:15 pm

glowy69 wrote:Curry, greatest food ever, if she doesnt eat currry, tell her to strawberry float off :shifty:


Personally, curry leaves me sluggish and bloated and never in the mood for sexytime.

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by Fatal Exception » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:16 pm

JChalmers wrote:Right the new girl is coming over on Thursday and I said I'd cook, any ideas what to do? :fp:

Gone through numerous cook books and cannot see anything that I want to do....

quite a capable cook but nothing that leaps off the page and says WOOO Image


Penis shaped foods will make her well horny. Sausages, Bananas, Cucumber, Corn on the Cobb....

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by Poser » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:21 pm

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Penis shaped foods will make her well horny. Sausages, Bananas, Cucumber, Corn on the Cobb....


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by Denster » Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:38 pm

:lol:

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by Skippy » Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:48 pm

Three weeks ago this girl said she'd come over when she got back from holiday because I had a free house. As short a time ago as Sunday she said she'd come over and and now nothing, sent a text early afternoon and still have nothing. A 3 week long cock-tease and now I'm spending the night in an empty house. I'm strawberry floating angry

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Vermin » Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:29 pm

Anyone know of any decent escort agencies in Edinburgh?

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:47 pm

The girl took it pretty well, thankfully. I'm gutted, in a way; if I wasn't such a shallow twat I could have had something pretty special there. :(

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by OnlyShallow » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:29 pm

TimeGhost wrote:Anyone know of any decent escort agencies in Edinburgh?


I thought you had a girlfriend?

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Glowy69 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:37 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:The girl took it pretty well, thankfully. I'm gutted, in a way; if I wasn't such a shallow twat I could have had something pretty special there. :(


\o/

hey man, I jest, Ive sabotaged about 4 potential relationships in the 3 years since my last long term girlfriend :fp: Not for your reason, just because Ive tarred all women with the same "wanker" brush

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Rubix » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:39 pm

Single again, she didn't see a future with us.

Shallow you were right. After everything i did for valentines day I feel like a mug!


Cut all ties now thats it

In a world of hurt!

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PostRe: Advice Please...Grown up Romantic Relationship thread
by Glowy69 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:41 pm

Anung wrote:
glowy69 wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:The girl took it pretty well, thankfully. I'm gutted, in a way; if I wasn't such a shallow twat I could have had something pretty special there. :(


\o/

hey man, I jest, Ive sabotaged about 4 potential relationships in the 3 years since my last long term girlfriend :fp: Not for your reason, just because Ive tarred all women with the same "wanker" brush


That what you get for telling them you prefer Chris to Leon ;)


:lol:

wait, I sabotaged it not them. So yeah :P :(

Fabian Delph is a banana split.

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by bigcheez2k3 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:55 pm

Rubix wrote:Single again, she didn't see a future with us.

Shallow you were right. After everything i did for valentines day I feel like a mug!


Cut all ties now thats it

In a world of hurt!


Not good mate but surely it was worth trying at least.

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