Relationships Thread

[Tafdolphin]

I don't really think that's a fair fight. Igor didn't almost get arrested and kept in a night club's backroom, quite possibly illegally, for an hour and a half did he?

[Moggy]

Igor would have punched his way out, he wasn't beta enough to get caught.

[Tafdolphin]

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Also, professional doctor plougher and retired wall puncher.

[Qikz]

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Also, professional doctor plougher and retired wall puncher.

Have you got a tattoo to remind yourself of that terrible experience?

[Tafdolphin]

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Also, professional doctor plougher and retired wall puncher.

Have you got a tattoo to remind yourself of that terrible experience?

Keep up dear, the tattoo was the reason I punched the wall in the first place, or at least the reason behind it was.

[Moggy]

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Also, professional doctor plougher and retired wall puncher.

Have you got a tattoo to remind yourself of that terrible experience?

Keep up dear, the tattoo was the reason I punched the wall in the first place, or at least the reason behind it was.

Ahhh so \ / represents your broken heart wall?

[Victor Mildew]

I don't really think that's a fair fight. Igor didn't almost get arrested and kept in a night club's backroom, quite possibly illegally, for an hour and a half did he?

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[Tafdolphin]

Moggy: again, do try and keep up with the rest of us. The tattoo is representation of my stolen relationship with a fine, engaged filly of rare distinction.

Ad: if we've resorted to memes I'm not sure this game is worth playing any more.

[False]

this strawberry floating thread

[Tafdolphin]

Annoying isn't it? So edgy. Still, if Moggy and Ad have nothing better to do than to constantly bring up my conquest of a Dutch Playboy model then that's fine by me.

[Moggy]

It's just boredom. Not much going on and so turns into take the piss out of Taf's tattoo time.

On the plus side, I remembered you only have one F in your name.

[Victor Mildew]

Someone needs to do something stupid again, this thread is always great when that goes on.

[Tafdolphin]

I'm in an awkward sexual relationship with a friend of two years with another girl giving me the vibes. Give me a week or two.

[False]

A week or two till we get a detailed breakdown of feelings and conflicting emotions from each party.

Ive given up on women for now. Managed to go a few weeks without pursuing anything. Im just so utterly strawberry floating bored of them. Having to listen to their borderline retarded drivel. Shitty 'problems' that they say they want help with but actually just want you to agree that Sarah is a total bitch who was totally eating her butty today to get a rise out of her. To achieve what? Getting your dick wet? Whooo.

Its interesting that in the past few weeks before I packed it in I had maybe the best sex of my life. That insane sex banshee chick was a revelation, and another with that strawberry floating dense scouse girl. But it just isnt hitting the spot or engaging me on any level.

I might try and find one of those sex dungeon mistress bitch things and see if that works. Vanilla is so dull.

Also Im doing no fap February. Hoping Ill become a wizard or unlock secrets of the force or something.

[Poser]

Ive given up on women for now...

Also Im doing no fap February.

Falsey to kill someone in 3... 2... 1...

[False]

Im finding it ok so far. It really brought home just how much porn and grot I do see though.

Because I spend most of my free time in the shittiest parts of the shittiest bits of the internet, its just constant porn just all over the place which I just tune out. When you know you cant relieve yourself you just recognise it all the more. Im building a library of all the best tits and fannies and bum bums I see over this month for the 1st of March when I assume Ill blow my cock off.

[Tafdolphin]

A week or two till we get a detailed breakdown of feelings and conflicting emotions from each party.

Hopefully it'll act as a comedic counterpoint to your contributions because, well, it's all getting a little odd these days.

As much as I enjoy you as a poster False, and I do, your accounts of your own exploits have gone from the Maxim readers letters page to something resembling an unpublished Irvine Welsh book. They're a bit like that scene in Filth when Bruce is hallucinating his psychiatrist as a tapeworm: comedic on the surface but ultimately rather disturbing and vaguely sad.



Have you tried maybe talking to some women who aren't gaping mind voids? Might be a healthier option than devolving to S&M dungeons.

[False]

I havent watched Filth yet, will do so tonight.

As for me, yeah, its odd and depressing and weird. But I am trying to stop.

[Tafdolphin]

Seriously, try and find a woman who can actually hold a decent conversation. They're cracking.

[False]

Ive found a couple on my travels, but Ive not really found any that can talk and be good looking.

Im very picky about what they look like and what may seem like small things to other people drive me absolutely mad. I just focus on them over and over until I dont really want to be with the person.

The half italian girl has asked me to take her out somewhere a couple of times now and I think she wants to get a bit more serious, but I honestly cant bear to be around her any more. So Ive just been ignoring her.