1cmanny1s friendly advice how to get hot girls

Girls and guys need to stop compiling lists on how to get girls and leave us men to it.


It's b*tches that need a list on how to get a good guy mayne. If they'd take things with a pinch of salt, not take sexism too seriously when it's an obvious joke, stop being feminist shites, be a little more straight forward and make your intentions clear, stop being a slutty flirt and then running to the argument "well if guys do it they're studs" (no they f**king aren't and no good girl will go for them so stop reaching for that little book of prejudiced excuses). Other things include, dress like a lady, stop preaching equal rights when you want a guy to open a door for you and buy you dinner, be a lady and we'll open a door for you and buy you dinner and the more you preach that rubbish the more I despise males will despise you feminists. Also need to stop reading tabloids, get a little education, have your own proper opinion, stop talking like a tramp, stop being desperate and going for shitty guys and complaining about it, stop being unreasonable in relationships. WOW the list goes on and on. Don't use your periods as an excuse for anything and everything and then get mad at a guy when he assumes it's because you're bleeding, I remember being in agony at times in my life and not lashing out at those around me. Girls need to stop using excuses about there only being gooseberry fool guys around and maybe then the males will start treating females with a bit more respect.

$ilva $hadow wrote:Girls and guys need to stop compiling lists on how to get girls and leave us men to it.


It's b*tches that need a list on how to get a good guy mayne. If they'd take things with a pinch of salt, not take sexism too seriously when it's an obvious joke, stop being feminist shites, be a little more straight forward and make your intentions clear, stop being a slutty flirt and then running to the argument "well if guys do it they're studs" (no they f**king aren't and no good girl will go for them so stop reaching for that little book of prejudiced excuses). Other things include, dress like a lady, stop preaching equal rights when you want a guy to open a door for you and buy you dinner, be a lady and we'll open a door for you and buy you dinner and the more you preach that rubbish the more I despise males will despise you feminists. Also need to stop reading tabloids, get a little education, have your own proper opinion, stop talking like a tramp, stop being desperate and going for shitty guys and complaining about it, stop being unreasonable in relationships. WOW the list goes on and on. Don't use your periods as an excuse for anything and everything and then get mad at a guy when he assumes it's because you're bleeding, I remember being in agony at times in my life and not lashing out at those around me. Girls need to stop using excuses about there only being gooseberry fool guys around and maybe then the males will start treating females with a bit more respect.

Bravo, bravo. I give you a big fat 'THIS'.

Can I add another line? How about:

Stop strawberry floating getting angry at us and refusing to talk about the problem, even when it's blatantly something stupidly minor that a guy would ignore in a second.

jamcc wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:Girls and guys need to stop compiling lists on how to get girls and leave us men to it.


It's b*tches that need a list on how to get a good guy mayne. If they'd take things with a pinch of salt, not take sexism too seriously when it's an obvious joke, stop being feminist shites, be a little more straight forward and make your intentions clear, stop being a slutty flirt and then running to the argument "well if guys do it they're studs" (no they f**king aren't and no good girl will go for them so stop reaching for that little book of prejudiced excuses). Other things include, dress like a lady, stop preaching equal rights when you want a guy to open a door for you and buy you dinner, be a lady and we'll open a door for you and buy you dinner and the more you preach that rubbish the more I despise males will despise you feminists. Also need to stop reading tabloids, get a little education, have your own proper opinion, stop talking like a tramp, stop being desperate and going for shitty guys and complaining about it, stop being unreasonable in relationships. WOW the list goes on and on. Don't use your periods as an excuse for anything and everything and then get mad at a guy when he assumes it's because you're bleeding, I remember being in agony at times in my life and not lashing out at those around me. Girls need to stop using excuses about there only being gooseberry fool guys around and maybe then the males will start treating females with a bit more respect.

Bravo, bravo. I give you a big fat 'THIS'.

Can I add another line? How about:

Stop strawberry floating getting angry at us and refusing to talk about the problem, even when it's blatantly something stupidly minor that a guy would ignore in a second.

That is on my list of horrendous stuff women do to personally offend me.

That list was in jest, it doesn't happen all in one go by every single girl, but I get the feeling that without Mr. winky I'm a bastard to the other forumites

emilythestrange wrote:

Prototype wrote:

emilythestrange wrote:Don't compliment her?

Tell her she's not up to your standards?

Sounds like very weird advice to me.

Yeah, but you've never dated a girl.

Or have you?

I havn't, no, I'm just going on how I'd like to be treated.

I'd like to be complimented. I'd like to be treated nicely (opening the door for me and such, not sure about 'special'), I do not want to be teased. I do not want to be 'dated a couple of times, and left cold'.

'Don't push for sex', and 'talk about her interests' are probably the only things on that list I totally agree with.

You can't just write a list and say that this is how you get to go out with a 'hot girl', it doesn't work like that at all. Mainly because the advice here is stupid. There is no nice way to tell someone that they aren't up to your 'standards', it's strawberry floating ridiculous, it's a blatant insult.

Yeah, but what Future Love Guru™ 1cmanny1 is trying o say is that most girls like that sort of stuff.

You're just weird.

j/k lul

emilythestrange wrote:I have an amazing boyfriend, thanks.

...running through Future Love Guru™ 1cmanny1's lovespiel translator...

I'm sure some girls will fall for that. Personally, I think that if you require a list or a plan of action to tick boxes off, or some kind of lame 'strategy' then you're clearly going after the wrong kind of person. If you can't just act like yourself and do what comes naturally but instead have to rely on adjusting your behaviour to a set of rules off the internet to ensnare the object of your affections then more fool you tbh.

Red wrote:I'm sure some girls will fall for that. Personally, I think that if you require a list or a plan of action to tick boxes off, or some kind of lame 'strategy' then you're clearly going after the wrong kind of person. If you can't just act like yourself and do what comes naturally but instead have to rely on adjusting your behaviour to a set of rules off the internet to ensnare the object of your affections then more fool you tbh.

Most girls don't dwell on the internets though

Abs wrote:Most of that is pretty true, what it all boils down to really is not allowing yourself to get pussywhipped, be a strawberry floating man about things and do whatever you wanna do, just try and bit a bit more charming about it.

This, really.

PsychoPriest wrote:

Red wrote:I'm sure some girls will fall for that. Personally, I think that if you require a list or a plan of action to tick boxes off, or some kind of lame 'strategy' then you're clearly going after the wrong kind of person. If you can't just act like yourself and do what comes naturally but instead have to rely on adjusting your behaviour to a set of rules off the internet to ensnare the object of your affections then more fool you tbh.

Most girls don't dwell on the internets though

You're probably beyond help if you look to those kind of lists to shape your interaction with real life (omg) girls because you never usually leave the internet.

emilythestrange wrote:

Prototype wrote:

emilythestrange wrote:Don't compliment her?

Tell her she's not up to your standards?

Sounds like very weird advice to me.

Yeah, but you've never dated a girl.

Or have you?

I havn't, no, I'm just going on how I'd like to be treated.

I'd like to be complimented. I'd like to be treated nicely (opening the door for me and such, not sure about 'special'), I do not want to be teased. I do not want to be 'dated a couple of times, and left cold'.

'Don't push for sex', and 'talk about her interests' are probably the only things on that list I totally agree with.

You can't just write a list and say that this is how you get to go out with a 'hot girl', it doesn't work like that at all. Mainly because the advice here is stupid. There is no nice way to tell someone that they aren't up to your 'standards', it's strawberry floating ridiculous, it's a blatant insult.

But you're a girl, what you think you do isn't what you actually do. Like when we ask if you're pissed off, and you say no, and you might mean it, truthfully mean it, but you actually are pissed off.

Red wrote:

PsychoPriest wrote:

Red wrote:I'm sure some girls will fall for that. Personally, I think that if you require a list or a plan of action to tick boxes off, or some kind of lame 'strategy' then you're clearly going after the wrong kind of person. If you can't just act like yourself and do what comes naturally but instead have to rely on adjusting your behaviour to a set of rules off the internet to ensnare the object of your affections then more fool you tbh.

Most girls don't dwell on the internets though

You're probably beyond help if you look to those kind of lists to shape your interaction with real life (omg) girls because you never usually leave the internet.

I haven't even read the list! and if I did I wouldn't take it seriously!

Even better guide:

1- Look vaguely presentable.
2- Don't be a massive twat.
3 - Hide your Halo action figures.

Danzig wrote:Even better guide:

1- Look vaguely presentable.
2- Don't be a massive twat.
3 - Hide your Halo action figures.

4 - Get cock out.

My guide: get a personality not dependent on some gooseberry fool pick-up guide. Also, wash.

Red wrote:My guide: get a personality not dependent on some gooseberry fool pick-up guide. Also, wash.

Are you a bird?

Danzig wrote:Even better guide:

1- Look vaguely presentable.
2- Don't be a massive twat.
3 - Hide your Halo action figures.

Hmmm... both my Halo Action figure and Spartan Helmet Halo 3 are on display in the living room.

JNR wrote:

Red wrote:My guide: get a personality not dependent on some gooseberry fool pick-up guide. Also, wash.

Are you a bird?

You didn't know?

JNR wrote:

Red wrote:My guide: get a personality not dependent on some gooseberry fool pick-up guide. Also, wash.

Are you a bird?

Depends on the day of the week.

JNR wrote:

Red wrote:My guide: get a personality not dependent on some gooseberry fool pick-up guide. Also, wash.

Are you a bird?

She is and she's easy as hell.

jamcc wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:Girls and guys need to stop compiling lists on how to get girls and leave us men to it.


It's b*tches that need a list on how to get a good guy mayne. If they'd take things with a pinch of salt, not take sexism too seriously when it's an obvious joke, stop being feminist shites, be a little more straight forward and make your intentions clear, stop being a slutty flirt and then running to the argument "well if guys do it they're studs" (no they f**king aren't and no good girl will go for them so stop reaching for that little book of prejudiced excuses). Other things include, dress like a lady, stop preaching equal rights when you want a guy to open a door for you and buy you dinner, be a lady and we'll open a door for you and buy you dinner and the more you preach that rubbish the more I despise males will despise you feminists. Also need to stop reading tabloids, get a little education, have your own proper opinion, stop talking like a tramp, stop being desperate and going for shitty guys and complaining about it, stop being unreasonable in relationships. WOW the list goes on and on. Don't use your periods as an excuse for anything and everything and then get mad at a guy when he assumes it's because you're bleeding, I remember being in agony at times in my life and not lashing out at those around me. Girls need to stop using excuses about there only being gooseberry fool guys around and maybe then the males will start treating females with a bit more respect.

Bravo, bravo. I give you a big fat 'THIS'.

Can I add another line? How about:

Stop strawberry floating getting angry at us and refusing to talk about the problem, even when it's blatantly something stupidly minor that a guy would ignore in a second.

, thats like being in my house, why is the towel on the wrong hanger? the laptop is sticking out of the cabinet slightly...so strawberry floating what.

If for example I out washing up liquid in the dishwasher then maybe but they really do get upset over the littlest things.