38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother

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by Ironhide » Mon Jul 31, 2023 6:32 pm

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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.


As far as incest goes this is probably the type with the least risk I guess :lol:


It isn't actually illegal (marriage between siblings is however) and the thing about birth defects is mostly nonsense (in one generation at least). So yes, you can bang your sister but why the hell would you, unless you're from Alabama (or Hull).

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by Victor Mildew » Mon Jul 31, 2023 7:01 pm

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by Moggy » Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:26 pm

Ironhide wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.


As far as incest goes this is probably the type with the least risk I guess :lol:


It isn't actually illegal (marriage between siblings is however) and the thing about birth defects is mostly nonsense (in one generation at least). So yes, you can bang your sister but why the hell would you, unless you're from Alabama (or Hull).


It is not legal for a man to shag his sister.

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by Ironhide » Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:31 pm

Moggy wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.


As far as incest goes this is probably the type with the least risk I guess :lol:


It isn't actually illegal (marriage between siblings is however) and the thing about birth defects is mostly nonsense (in one generation at least). So yes, you can bang your sister but why the hell would you, unless you're from Alabama (or Hull).


It is not legal for a man to shag his sister.


Even in Bristol?

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PostRe: 38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother
by Moggy » Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:32 pm

Ironhide wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.


As far as incest goes this is probably the type with the least risk I guess :lol:


It isn't actually illegal (marriage between siblings is however) and the thing about birth defects is mostly nonsense (in one generation at least). So yes, you can bang your sister but why the hell would you, unless you're from Alabama (or Hull).


It is not legal for a man to shag his sister.


Even in Bristol?


It's mandatory in Bristol. But still illegal.

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PostRe: 38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother
by Sprouty » Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:31 pm

I hope I die before having sex with my sister, not afterwards.

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by rinks » Fri Aug 04, 2023 2:27 am

Can be arranged.

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by Moggy » Fri Aug 04, 2023 6:27 am

Sprouty wrote:I hope I die before having sex with my sister, not afterwards.


She's into that? :dread:

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by Ironhide » Fri Aug 04, 2023 4:25 pm

Moggy wrote:
Sprouty wrote:I hope I die before having sex with my sister, not afterwards.


She's into that? :dread:


:lol:

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by Herdanos » Fri Aug 04, 2023 10:56 pm

site23 wrote:Oh the huge manatee!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: 38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother
by jiggles » Sat Aug 05, 2023 9:01 pm

The fact that the animal was called Hugh would have (imo) made

Oh.

The Hugh manatee.


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by Zilnad » Sat Aug 05, 2023 9:16 pm

Have to disagree with you there. It's funny because he has a big cock.

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by Moggy » Sat Aug 05, 2023 9:29 pm

Zilnad wrote:Have to disagree with you there. It's funny because he has a big cock.


Karl?

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PostRe: 38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother
by aayl1 » Sun Aug 06, 2023 1:11 am

jiggles wrote:The fact that the animal was called Hugh would have (imo) made

Oh.

The Hugh manatee.


(In response to the shocking title) a better version of the joke, but what’s done is done


Yes but you have to consider that the zoo called him Hugh in the first place because of that joke. Posting that joke is repeating the joke the zoo already made.

In the "huge manatee" variant, we see a nod to the context of the story in the referencing the size of the Dugong dong, and thus I'm gonna have to go with Karl here.

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by Zilnad » Sun Aug 06, 2023 6:05 am

That's what I said.

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by jiggles » Sun Aug 06, 2023 8:50 am

aayl1 wrote:
jiggles wrote:The fact that the animal was called Hugh would have (imo) made

Oh.

The Hugh manatee.


(In response to the shocking title) a better version of the joke, but what’s done is done


Yes but you have to consider that the zoo called him Hugh in the first place because of that joke. Posting that joke is repeating the joke the zoo already made.

In the "huge manatee" variant, we see a nod to the context of the story in the referencing the size of the Dugong dong, and thus I'm gonna have to go with Karl here.


But all manatees are huge. Context to the story is erased by the fact that it could apply to any story about any manatee doing anything. Not to mention the rhythm of how you pronounce humanity is broken up by the hard G in huge, so it’s not as tight a play on words as something like “two manatees”, “blue manatee”, or the most perfect match of “Hugh manatee”.

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PostRe: 38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother
by Tomous » Sun Aug 06, 2023 8:54 am

My vote goes to Karl's big cock variation.

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PostRe: 38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sun Aug 06, 2023 10:23 am

I'm going to put a protective ring around Karl's massive cock.

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by <]:^D » Sun Aug 06, 2023 2:23 pm

weird hill to die on but ok

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by <]:^D » Sun Aug 06, 2023 2:23 pm

if im going to die on any hill it will be after sex with my big cocked brother

no context me i dare you


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