38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother

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Post38-year-old dies after 'high intensity sex' with his brother
by rinks » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:06 pm

A beloved captive manatee has died after 'high intensity sex' with his brother caused severe internal injuries, a necropsy has found.

Hugh, 38, died at the Mote Marine Laboratory and Aquarium in Saratsota on April 29 after mating with his larger brother, Buffet, caused a 14.5cm rip in his colon.

The aquariam said it observed the pair engaging in 'in natural, yet increased, mating behavior' on the day, and then later found blood in Hugh's colon, before he was found unresponsive at the bottom of the pool.

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by Qikz » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:11 pm

The clickbait title is kinda funny but this story is really sad. They used to apparantly have sex a lot and then to stop it they seperated them which made them both essentially depressed and ill. They put them back together then this happened.

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by site23 » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:11 pm

Oh the huge manatee!

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by Moggy » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:15 pm

rinks wrote:
What did you do this weekend?


I strawberry floated the body of a manatee that was sex-murdered by his brother.

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by Victor Mildew » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:15 pm

What a strawberry floating LAD.

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by Tomous » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:18 pm

site23 wrote:Oh the huge manatee!



:lol:

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by OrangeRKN » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:28 pm

site23 wrote:Oh the huge manatee!


10/10

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by Zilnad » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:48 pm

Qikz wrote:The clickbait title is kinda funny but this story is really sad. They used to apparantly have sex a lot and then to stop it they seperated them which made them both essentially depressed and ill. They put them back together then this happened.


And now I'm sad. :(

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by rinks » Mon Jul 31, 2023 12:51 pm

Just going to point out that he was called Hugh.

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by Moggy » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:03 pm

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by rinks » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:08 pm

It's definitely not lupus.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:17 pm

Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.

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by kazanova_Frankenstein » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:27 pm

Must have thought it was an all you can eat Buffet.

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by Knoyleo » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:33 pm

rinks wrote:It's definitely not lupus.

Is it 2006 again?

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by Vermilion » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:51 pm

Knoyleo wrote:
rinks wrote:It's definitely not lupus.

Is it 2006 again?


Sadly not.

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by Qikz » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:55 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.


As far as incest goes this is probably the type with the least risk I guess :lol:

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by SEP » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:59 pm

Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.


As far as incest goes this is probably the type with the least risk I guess :lol:


I mean, one of them is literally dead

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by Moggy » Mon Jul 31, 2023 6:04 pm

SEP wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.


As far as incest goes this is probably the type with the least risk I guess :lol:


I mean, one of them is literally dead


Does that make it better or worse?

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by Qikz » Mon Jul 31, 2023 6:14 pm

Moggy wrote:
SEP wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is there anything 'wrong' with two brothers making sweet consensual love to each other?

I mean, I'm going with definitely yes, but err... yeah, definitely yes :lol:.


As far as incest goes this is probably the type with the least risk I guess :lol:


I mean, one of them is literally dead


Does that make it better or worse?


yes

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