The GRcade Adventure Quest- Winner- LewisD!

Roonmastor and Banjo began to fire their M4 assult rifles from the hip at Jesus. The bullets struck him and tore holes in his mystical body. The holes quickly closed up and more old men burst on fire. It seemed the non believers were being rooted out.

Lewis charged at Jesus with his Claymore yelling "YOU AINT GONNA' LIVE FOREVER."
He swung at the Claymore passed straight through his body. Jesus then did a force push and the hulking Lewis flew backwards landing on his fellow knights. Weapons clattered onto the ground, the men struggling to get back on their feet.

Many old men began to gather before Jesus, kneeling in his presence and worshipping him. But Jesus did not care, some of them burst into flames and quickly turned to ashes.

It seemed people pretended to believe in religion out of fear, rather than actually believing it in heart.

Jesus rose from the floor, floating above the blood filled coffin.

"He must be getting power from the blood or something!" Banjo whispered. As soon as the words left his mouth a powerful force struck him and he flew away, crashing into the far cavern wall. Raze sprinted towards Jesus and reached the coffin. It was full of blood and fleshy lumps. He picked up the grail and tossed it onto the floor. Nothing happened, but it pissed Jesus off. Raze found himself in the air, flying towards Banjo.

Roonmastor charged at the coffin next but he was intercepted by the power of christ. He found himself rising into the air, floating. Luis Valois took this opportunity to run at the coffin. When he reached it he grasped the side and heaved, using all of his stregnth. Lewis ran over to help and together they flipped over the sarcoughagus. All the blood spilt onto the cavern floor.

Roonmastor fell to the floor and Jesus fell too, clattering onto the coffin. He landed awkwardly and smashed his face on the stone coffin, tumbling off the side onto the floor in a heap.
Jesus quickly rose to his feet and did a Jesus charge, flying towards them without moving his feet. Lewis swung his Claymore, it smashed Jesus in the face and he tumbled to the ground. The knights surrounded him.

"What an a$$hole!" Lewis growled.
Raze laughed. "Dude you just knocked out the son of God."

The flames on the cavern walls began to die down. All the old men who were cowering in a big group as far away as they could stopped setting on fire.

Jesus moved and rose to his feet before any of them could do anything. But the son of the lord did nothing. He stood there. The blood that had stained his gown was gone.

"Careful!" Roonmastor warned.
Jesus spoke. "Now was not the right time, anyway" and vanished before their eyes.

The remaining old men scattered for the exit as soon as the flames had dissapeared. The five knights were the only ones left in the room. It was carnage. A giant pool of blood, scattered treasures, the remains of burnt old men, and a large meal on a long table that had mysteriously remained untouched.

"I guess they wont mind if we tuck into their meal." LewisD said grinning, the sight of one hundred Tankards filling him with joy.

Lewis just owned Jesus

My favourite Jesus move has to be Jesus Charge.

Epilogue

The five knights enjoyed their meal, eating more than they had ever eaten in their lives.
A meal truly worthy of the son of god. But as they packed up their belongings, something happened.

Sir LewisD spotted Banjo sorting through his treasures. Temptation. He looked at the Claymore in his hands. Just one swing, and that treasure would be his...

Lewis gave in and swung the Claymore, striking Lord Banjo in the skull. Lord Banjo dropped dead and the other knights looked on in shock. Lewis apologised to the dead Banjo and stole his treasures.

Lord Banjo has perished at the hands of Sir LewisD

"What you do that for!" Raze yelled.
Lewis grunted. "More treasure for more beer and hookers."
The others looked at each other, his logic made perfect sense.
"Well, we may not have saved the Mayors daughter but damn this haul was worth it." Luis Valois said.
"Agreed, plus Lewis got the chance to own Jesus. That cant be bad can it?"
"Next time." Roonmastor began, "I think we should bring bigger bags."

Up in the skies a mysterious entity watched a group of knights exit a strange castle. They were jumping around, joking in an excited way.
"Which one was it son?" The entity asked.
"That one there!"

The year is 1532. A civil war between Huascar and his half brother Atahualpa has reached it's peak and a deadly epidemic of Smallpox is ravaging the Peruvian Inca settlements. Six farm boys from the island of Puna did not think it could get any worse, but soon Spanish inquisitors arrive in the land seeking treasures.

Not coming soon.

Last edited by Hulohot on Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Congratulations:

LewisD
Jango
Roonmastor
Raze

You have survived the Adventure Quest. But who will be the overall winner? Who has collected the most treasure? We shall find out now!

LewisD- Silver Medal
Gold Statue
Gold Dagger (Stolen)
M4 Assult Rifle (Stolen) Overall value 125 gold (125,000)

Jango- Ancient Scrolls Overall value 50 gold (50,000)

Raze- Mysterious Letter Overall value 30 gold (30,000)

Roonmastor- Egyptian Statue Overall value 25 gold (25,000)

The Dead: PsychicSykes- Ripped apart by 11 naked girls.
Banjo- Killed by LewisD

The winner is LewisD. Congratulations. If Lewis did not kill and steal Banjo's treasure then Jango would have won as his medal and lady statue only valued 45 gold.

It seems some of you missed out/did not pick some treasures to steal. I am certain that there were two stealing opportunities in the game.

I'd like to thank you all for taking part, and any feedback would be appreciated. It did not turn out as I expected and is the shortest Quest I have ever done but I think that is a good thing really. I was toying around with having a medieval Mr T boss fight but did not really have time for jokes like that, in the end it turned out more serious than I thought.

Thanks for helping me with this, you guys are great!

Lewis you wanker, what did I ever do to you? Overall though I enjoyed this game, 'twas a good laugh.

Lewis

Hulohot wrote:"Which one was it son?" The entity asked.
"That one there!"

Brilliant!

I think the main thing for me was that I wasn't bothered about winning the game by having the most treasure. I just wanted to get myself and as many of my team through to the end. So I'm already a winner.

Thanks for running this Hulohot! Was much fun.

Sorry Banjo! The temptation was too great!

I thought Hulo had asked everyone if they would kill to steal treasure... I must've been the only one who said yes

Great game though Hulo, I wished it were a bit longer and perhaps with a few more "describe how you kill your enemies" round, I enjoyed that

Count me in for the next one.

To be fair, I would've said yes but I wasn't at my computer so I missed my chance. Ah well, the photoshops more than made up for your horrible betrayal.

Glad you enjoyed it. It was originally going to be longer, they would leave the castle and continue through the forest with more encounters, but I was not sure how you all felt, I got the feeling it was dragging out a bit so to be safe I cut it short.

Yeah, I'd have been up for it going on for another week or so

Ah well, something to learn for next time eh?

Yeah, I would've liked for it to carry on for a bit longer.

I'll remember that for next time then.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Out of interest, how could they have saved the mayor's daughter?

Count me in for the next one please.

Okay Captain. I will note your name down in my little book.

I suppose they could have saved her but things did not turn out that way. I have a vague idea of where the story is going but it usually changes according to what the players choose to do. Saving the daughter instead ended up as a device to get lots of treasure.

The 7 quests I did on the other forum Starpulse all those years ago lasted about 2 months each, with a chapter update nearly every day. They were good days.

I also would be interested in taking part in the sequel.

Thanks for the interest Memento.

Hulohot wrote:Thanks for the interest Memento.

No worries.

Again, I would very much like to take part in the next one if possible.

The GRcade Adventure Quest- Winner- LewisD!

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