A Truth and a Lie

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Outrunner** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:21 pm

I was offered sex by a prostitute in San Francisco

I once bought Neil Gaiman a drink

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Ironhide** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:29 pm

I type all my posts using an on-screen keyboard.

I once got locked in a disabled toilet for 3 hours.

IronHide wrote:I type all my posts using an on-screen keyboard.

I used to do that. After I spilt a whole pint of Irn Bru into my keyboard and was too poor (well, lazy mostly) to buy a new one.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Clarkman** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:50 pm

1. I met Obama
2. I did not not not meet Obama

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **smurphy** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:51 pm

I sometimes do it because I can't be bothered moving a hand to the keyboard.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Turok** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:09 pm

Clarkman wrote:1. I met Obama
2. I did not not not meet Obama

I'm 99% sure the lie is the first one, but just for the sake of the remaining 1% I'll ask:

Is the first one the truth?

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Memento Mori** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:10 pm

Turok wrote:
Clarkman wrote:1. I met Obama
2. I did not not not meet Obama

I'm 99% sure the lie is the first one, but just for the sake of the remaining 1% I'll ask:

Is the first one the truth?

Actually statements 1 and 2 mean the same thing. Two negatives make a positive.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **SEP** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:10 pm

Memento Mori wrote:
Turok wrote:
Clarkman wrote:1. I met Obama
2. I did not not not meet Obama

I'm 99% sure the lie is the first one, but just for the sake of the remaining 1% I'll ask:

Is the first one the truth?

Actually statements 1 and 2 mean the same thing. Two negatives make a positive.

But there are 3 negatives there.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Memento Mori** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:12 pm

MCN wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:
Turok wrote:
Clarkman wrote:1. I met Obama
2. I did not not not meet Obama

I'm 99% sure the lie is the first one, but just for the sake of the remaining 1% I'll ask:

Is the first one the truth?

Actually statements 1 and 2 mean the same thing. Two negatives make a positive.

But there are 3 negatives there.

The first time I read statement 2 I saw 1 negative. The second time , I saw 2. The third, 3.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Turok** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:15 pm

Don't you have a degree in maths Mori? Massive LOL

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Memento Mori** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:16 pm

Turok wrote:Don't you have a degree in maths Mori? Massive LOL

I'm doing one. :fp:

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Rog** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:23 pm

1. Charlie Brooks is a distant relative.
2. Charlie Brooker is a distant relative.

And another:

1. I once took part in a police lineup.
2. I once got my house raided by the police.

Also:

1. Got an extreme evil from Matt Dawson at work.
2. Got an extreme evil from Matt Dawson and Marco Pierre White.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **HrC** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:40 pm

a) I met Kieron Dyer and gave him a compliment.

b) I met Kieron Dyer and told him that he wasn't Kieron Dyer.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Oh Teh Noes** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:41 pm

I met Dickie Bird in Waterstones.
I once got so drunk that I knocked a tooth out on the party host's toilet bowl.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Dangerblade** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:02 am

I was nearly killed by a ten-pin bowling setting machine.
I once swallowed a razor blade.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **Ironhide** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:04 pm

Oh Teh Noes wrote:I met Dickie Bird in Waterstones.
I once got so drunk that I knocked a tooth out on the party host's toilet bowl.

You mentioned that ages ago on WL.

PostRe: A Truth and a Lie by **BobbyDigital** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:57 pm

My middle name is Joseph.
I have never been arrested.

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