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PostAbsurd Donut Hills to Die On
by Mystical Ninja Starring Danmon » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:24 pm



Inspired by the above insanity (backpacks ftw obvs):

- What's the most ridiculous notion you've ever heard someone insist on?

- Do you have any absurd hills of your own, that you can't justify rationally or morally, but are just the way you think things should be / be done?

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Ecno » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:26 pm

So I'm supposed to carry my gym stuff in a briefcase?

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Corazon de Leon » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:27 pm

Ecno wrote:So I'm supposed to carry my gym stuff in a briefcase?


Gym bag mate.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Lagamorph » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:27 pm

What if you don't have a beard?

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Abacus » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:34 pm

If caught short, I never go into a pub for a wee without also buying at least a half, but usually a pint.

People who go in and use the loo without buying a drink are worse than hair thieves. You know, the ones that sneak in at night.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Moggy » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:34 pm

It’s xxx not xx

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Peter Crisp » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:38 pm

I have a scruffy beard and carry a backpack most of the time.

It's practical and carries a lot of shopping or spare clothes if it's raining as we don't all live in a place with perfect weather. That guy is subhuman scum and deserves to have his ability to access the internet revoked.

I also assume the W is short for Wanker!

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Peter Crisp » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:40 pm

The hill I'd like to die on is a hill of cake :shifty: .

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by sawyerpip » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:54 pm

My absurd hill is that if a wallet has a buttoned or zipped pouch for coins, it is not a wallet but is in fact a purse.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:56 pm

I take a backpack with me to work and back every day because I'm not a briefcase wanker.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Mafro » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:09 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:For my next trick, I'd like to invite Taf into the thread :slol:.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by KK » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:31 pm

Ever since the death of the plastic bag, EVERYONE carries a backpack. Just sitting here and typing this, literally 3 people have just walked past with one on.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Trelliz » Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:44 pm

Mystical Ninja Starring Danmon wrote:


There have been a few of these "dear men, stop doing X" posts, from khaki shorts to backpacks now. My response is "Or what?" What exactly are they going to do if guys keep carrying backpacks? Go on a murderous rampage of backpack wearers? Steal all backpacks so men can't buy them? No, they'll carry on smugly tweeting for attention.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by IAmTheSaladMan » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:01 pm

Abacus wrote:If caught short, I never go into a pub for a wee without also buying at least a half, but usually a pint.

People who go in and use the loo without buying a drink are worse than hair thieves. You know, the ones that sneak in at night.


I’m like that too but I usually just get a bottle of water, same if I nip into a fast food joint to use the loo.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Vermilion » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:03 pm

I like my backpack, it's practical, plus there's also the fact that i'd look a total moron if i went to the likes of the air show carrying a briefcase.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by massimo » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:10 pm

Who is this guy and why do people give a gooseberry fool about his opinions?
Also, he’s how old and has a goatee?

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Kezzer » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:33 pm

This should be a plans for the weekend thread.

Friday: Leaving work with my beard and backpack - can't fit the briefcase on the motorbike
Saturday: taking the bike into London and looking for flats
Sunday: Brunch. As always 8-)

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Bunni » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:35 pm

Someone needs to design a lovely smart looking rucksack for women to wear with smart attire. I'm sick of carrying a heavy ass handbag on one strawberry floating shoulder. I can just about pull off commuter shoes (trainers) for my walk to work. Cant add strawberry floating backpack to that as well. I'd look ridiculous.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Tafdolphin » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:40 pm

I ain't even going to say Jedi because that isn't a hill it's a strawberry floating mountains fortress staffed by legions of true believers and no one there ever dies.

I don't think I have any other controversial opinions really.

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PostRe: Absurd Hills to Die On
by Ironhide » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:54 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:I don't think I have any other controversial opinions really.

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