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Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:07 pm
by OrangeRKN
I think similar discussion came up in a thread recently but I require cold hard statistics to settle a domestic dispute
Please vote for all toppings you consider acceptable to put on a crumpet
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:08 pm
by Dual
Butter
Nutella
Butella
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:09 pm
by Moggy
I expect <]:^D dips crumpets into his tea.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:10 pm
by rinks
My boot, stamping it into the dirt where it belongs.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:10 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Butter is the only choice.
I could be persuaded to involve some cheese, but it might feel too naughty.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:12 pm
by Tomous
Butter then spinach then thick cut of ham then poached egg on top with some hollandaise sauce
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:14 pm
by OrangeRKN
I literally only included Nutella as a control because no one in their right mind would vote it
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:14 pm
by Cumberdanes
I'm not a great lover of crumpets but if I had to eat one I'd likely put butter and golden syrup on it.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:14 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Tomous wrote:Butter then spinach then thick cut of ham then poached egg on top with some hollandaise sauce
Why can't you put them in an omelette like everyone else.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:18 pm
by Zilnad
Peanut butter and jam
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:23 pm
by Errkal
Butter. Anything else is unnecessary.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:23 pm
by Dual
Tomous wrote:Butter then spinach then thick cut of ham then poached egg on top with some hollandaise sauce
Get that foreign muck out of this thread.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:26 pm
by Rex Kramer
Butter. One of my kids loves marmite and cheese, but he's a weirdo.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:27 pm
by Moggy
OrangeRKN wrote:I literally only included Nutella as a control because no one in their right mind would vote it
You don't know this website at all, do you?
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:27 pm
by Cuttooth
OrangeRKN wrote:I literally only included Nutella as a control because no one in their right mind would vote it
I’ll control you in a minute!
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:43 pm
by <]:^D
Moggy wrote:I expect <]:^D dips crumpets into his tea.
look moggy im not a monster
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:44 pm
by Neo Cortex
Melted cheese few.
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:44 pm
by <]:^D
btw it wouldnt let me select all the options so im not taking part in this sham
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:45 pm
by Moggy
<]:^D wrote:Moggy wrote:I expect <]:^D dips crumpets into his tea.
look moggy im not a monster
Re: Acceptable Crumpet Toppings
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:47 pm
by LewisD
Butter
Stilton
