Advice on this chick I been tryna get

BobbyDigital wrote:
Mockmaster wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Maybe something like, stop talking like a twat might help??

GANDALF JUSTICE strikes again!

Mayne I ain't tryna hear what Gandalf is chatting, Lord of The Sore Rings ass mother strawberry floater.

This is chick is from Slough ends, she know how peeps talk so it's all good.

Marriage made in heaven, innit!

BobbyDigital wrote:This is chick is from Slough ends, she know how peeps talk so it's all good.

If she's from Slough I suggest meeting at the bus station then getting the hell out of there. Take her somewhere nice like Burnham or Wexham. Sounds like she's messing you around though. I'd give her some kind of ultimatum.

Mockmaster wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:This is chick is from Slough ends, she know how peeps talk so it's all good.

If she's from Slough I suggest meeting at the bus station then getting the hell out of there. Take her somewhere nice like Burnham or Wexham. Sounds like she's messing you around though. I'd give her some kind of ultimatum.

Nah she ain't exactly from Slough, bit closer to Heathrow, you know the Slough ends then??? Most of Wexham ain't that nice these days and Burnham ain't all that either.

I tink dat you should make some PROPA moves on her, blud. Find out the chick's place of work from the number, mayne. Go round dat gooseberry fool and confront her. For real.

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Eighthours wrote:I tink dat you should make some PROPA moves on her, blud. Find out the chick's place of work from the number, mayne. Go round dat gooseberry fool and confront her. For real.

I think the universe just exploded.

Eighthours' advice could have an unintended affect here, as Bobby sees his behaviour being imitated and decides to drop the urban patois. Sort of like in the latest episode of the Office where Ryan decides to shave off his goatee after Michael Scott grows one. But with words instead of hair.

pretentious moi wrote:Eighthours' advice could have an unintended affect here, as Bobby sees his behaviour being imitated and decides to drop the urban patois.

True Slough peeps don't have patios, mayne.

You should see the patios in Gloucester mayne. You don't never know what youse gonna find underneath 'em.

I can't wait for Lewis to find this thread. I can't remember who that image was of but by god did it make me laugh.

I cyan't be judgin' gooseberry fool like dis, widout seeing da bitch first.

Maaaaaaaaayne. You needa stop cryin like abitch. Just grab her ass and tap that Mayne.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

lay it down - simple - lets go out set a time and a date - and say otherwise you can't.

Either:

a) shes scared
b) shes generally buys
c) shes messing you around
d) find her friends and ask them

I don't get this joke account, in some posts, he goes without using any slang, 'mayne' or text talk but in others he's full on. Joke accounts are just pathetic.

When you say "chick" I assume you mean "dude". Right? You're RZA aren't you? Pretty sure he was a batty boy.

If you want to impress this guy then I'd suggest sucking his cock, I'm sure you already know how to do that. Good luck.

It would appear this young lady is most taken with you.

Have you considered talking to the young lady in question and arranging a courting situation.

You could arrange to take her on a long walk, or a bike ride, or maybe a picnic if the weather is fair?

Some tit-shitting must occur

BobbyDigital wrote:Yo what up mayne???

Let me give you a quick run down on what's been happening.

I was out and met this fine chick, had a lil dance and talk but when I grabbed her booty she wasn't feeling it and we go back to talking, then leave her for a bit and her friends and her go.

Bump into her a couple months later at the same club and she comes over to me and we start talking and all that. She drops me her business card with info to holla at her with.

Then her mate brings her back to me and is like my mate (the girl) thinks your strawberry floating gorgeous. I was like, look, lets go have a cigarette and have a talk. She was drunk and I was driving and sober so ain't wanna make a move.

I say to her Ima ring her or whatever and we leave the club.

So I text her to her work number and ain't get a reply for a day or two, then she text back like yo, whats up and all that.

So I text her again but it don't deliver for time, then she left me a voice mail with her own mobile number to holla at her with.

So I holla and she said she been busy with work and had a genuine reason why she wouldn't be able to go for a drink for a couple of weeks.

So the weekend was a couple of weeks and I text her but she ain't get back to me.

Is she on it do you think mayne???

This is long things cause she hard to get hold of. When I phoned her we was chatting for ages and everything seemed kool.

I get the feeling she ain't really on it mayne, what do you all think???

NGE wrote:Hmm.

Rock out with your Glock out.

Class.

(My god my posts have been pointless today...)

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