Advice on this chick I been tryna get

BobbyDigital wrote:Yo what up mayne???

Let me give you a quick run down on what's been happening.

I was out and met this fine chick, had a lil dance and talk but when I grabbed her booty she wasn't feeling it and we go back to talking, then leave her for a bit and her friends and her go.

Bump into her a couple months later at the same club and she comes over to me and we start talking and all that. She drops me her business card with info to holla at her with.

Then her mate brings her back to me and is like my mate (the girl) thinks your strawberry floating gorgeous. I was like, look, lets go have a cigarette and have a talk. She was drunk and I was driving and sober so ain't wanna make a move.

I say to her Ima ring her or whatever and we leave the club.

So I text her to her work number and ain't get a reply for a day or two, then she text back like yo, whats up and all that.

So I text her again but it don't deliver for time, then she left me a voice mail with her own mobile number to holla at her with.

So I holla and she said she been busy with work and had a genuine reason why she wouldn't be able to go for a drink for a couple of weeks.

So the weekend was a couple of weeks and I text her but she ain't get back to me.

Is she on it do you think mayne???

This is long things cause she hard to get hold of. When I phoned her we was chatting for ages and everything seemed kool.

I get the feeling she ain't really on it mayne, what do you all think???

NGE wrote:Hmm.

Rock out with your Glock out.

Class.

(My god my posts have been pointless today...)

Denster wrote:Is this Igor's alt account?

Speak for yourself.

BobbyDigital wrote:I say to her Ima ring her or whatever and we leave the club.

Denster wrote:Is this Igor's alt account?

Nah, you're alright.

That bitch is messing you around. She might be gooseberry fool hot but that gooseberry fool won't stay hot long if you can't get your hands on that hot gooseberry fool.

Might want to keep your eyes peeled for another lass, fella, unless she provides the goods pretty sharpish. You're just being led on otherwise, pal.

She had a business card?

Dude, you're flirting with an escort.

I flirted with a Capri once.

jamcc wrote:
Denster wrote:Is this Igor's alt account?

Speak for yourself.

IDGI

Bobby, work it out yourself. How are we supposed to know? (Rhetorical question.) We don't know you or this girl.

You trying to lose your virginity with this one, mayne?

NGE wrote:I flirted with a Capri once.

Skarjo wrote:She had a business card?

Dude, you're flirting with an escort.

Nah she's just got a proper job mayne.

smurphy wrote:You trying to lose your virginity with this one, mayne?

Yo mayne, I lost my virginity while you was probably still in primary skool, only pussy you been up in is your mums son.

BobbyDigital wrote:Yo mayne, I lost my virginity while you was probably still in primary skool

*Calculates ages*

Abusive uncle?

Eighthours wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:Yo mayne, I lost my virginity while you was probably still in primary skool

*Calculates ages*

Abusive uncle?

Bitch ass.

BobbyDigital wrote:
Eighthours wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:Yo mayne, I lost my virginity while you was probably still in primary skool

*Calculates ages*

Abusive uncle?

Bitch ass.

Is that what he called you, etc.

BobbyDigital wrote:
Yo mayne, I lost my virginity while you was probably still in primary skool, only pussy you been up in is your mums son.

Oh no he did'ent.

Eighthours wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:
Eighthours wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:Yo mayne, I lost my virginity while you was probably still in primary skool

*Calculates ages*

Abusive uncle?

***** ass.

Is that what he called you, etc.

Is see you got jokes mayne.

Maybe you should give up the failed book writting career and become a comedy writer.

(no homo)

ENGLISH mummy strawberry floater, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

BobbyDigital wrote:

Yo mayne, I lost my virginity while you was probably still in primary skool, only pussy you been up in is your mums son.

I was expecing funnier.

Advice on this chick I been tryna get

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