Advice on this chick I been tryna get

smurphy wrote:
BobbyDigital wrote:

Yo mayne, I lost my virginity while you was probably still in primary skool, only pussy you been up in is your mums son.

I was expecing funnier.

Ever the optimist.

I see he hasn't denied being gay. Homo confirmed (yes homo).

Any luck with this guy yet the, RZA?

NGE wrote:Hmm.

Rock out with your Glock out.

That is quite possibly the greatest thing I have read on here for the past 10 minutes!

I am in a 1,000 page thread.

I will strike down upon thee, any moderator who closes/locks/moves this.

Buy her some doughnuts like Joer suggested. Alternatives i can suggest are pineapple rings, bagels or perhaps hula hoops if you dont quite measure up.

BobbyDigital wrote:I text her but she ain't get back to me.
When I phoned her we was chatting for ages and everything seemed kool.
I get the feeling she ain't really on it mayne, what do you all think???

Oh gooseberry fool son! You got yo' punk ass punk'd.
That skank is straight up blazing a dick with some other gangsta, nurmsayin'?

That hoe ain't nuthin' but a lil' chav assed bitch.
Go get yourself a real woman mayne, some straight up ghetto booty with the chylamiddey and stuff for sheezy.
Get up in that rat without a jimmy hat fo' sho'!

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LewisD wrote:

Was wondering when I was going to see this again.

You lot some fools mayne.

:lol:

Nah this bitch obviously been playing games mayne, I sorta digged her aswell.

Now just gotta get on the next chick.

Advice on this chick I been tryna get

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