Re: Album Club 2019 : dEUS - The Ideal Crash
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:30 pm
OnlyShallow wrote:Moggy wrote:I wasn’t calling you a banana split, I was just laughing at the story of mates falling out over basically nothing.
To be honest with you, we didn't fall out over the girl, or me making him eat all the hash (I'd already eaten half of it). Bros before hoes and all that. Sleeping with his sister didn't make us fall out. She fancied me and he set it up one night when again we were all clubbing. I went to the toilet, only to come out and find out that everyone had strawberry floated off home except her. What could a gentleman do except ask if she wanted to come back to mine.
After this we arranged to go to a kibbutz for a few months. I phoned his dad one day, to find out he strawberry floated off with his guitar and was busking around Europe.
Never saw him again until the night he was supporting Placebo.
Where he blanked me.
And that is why he is a nuclear grade strawberry float nugget.
It sounds like his sister gave you a terrible review....