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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Hexx » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:27 pm

Hicks is alive!!!!!!

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WHERE CAN I BUY THIS CHEAP ON PC NOW!

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Something Fishy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:28 pm

That video review gives the impression they forgot to load the textures in in this game. It looks horrible.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by RatedRVD » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:31 pm

Something Fishy wrote:That video review gives the impression they forgot to load the textures in in this game. It looks horrible.


That happens on most unreal engine games. Might take a few seconds to pop in.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Seven » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:33 pm

No worries Jedi, just saw that (decided to lurk on Neogaf just now)

Also from GAF; spoilers
http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=colonial29czbi.gif :llol:

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Something Fishy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:34 pm

RatedRVD wrote:
Something Fishy wrote:That video review gives the impression they forgot to load the textures in in this game. It looks horrible.


That happens on most unreal engine games. Might take a few seconds to pop in.


Oh it's that is it, they just aren't holding long enough to see them load then.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by RatedRVD » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:42 pm

Something Fishy wrote:
RatedRVD wrote:
Something Fishy wrote:That video review gives the impression they forgot to load the textures in in this game. It looks horrible.


That happens on most unreal engine games. Might take a few seconds to pop in.


Oh it's that is it, they just aren't holding long enough to see them load then.


Yeah, i think so.
Its happened to be a few times on A:CM, but i also remembering it happening on Mass Effect, Borderlands, Brothers in Arms, Halo.

Although it is abit bad on A:CM, sometimes you can look at someone, look away and look back and their textures have to load in again.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Something Fishy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:46 pm

Doh. Luckily I move very sorry so might not see it too much when I try this.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Zellery » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:51 pm

That spoiler. :lol:

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Minto » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:55 pm

I've 25 note on a game card that I was gonna use towards this but now I dunno....

Being trapped in work also helps me from impulse buying.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by RatedRVD » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:57 pm

Minto wrote:I've 25 note on a game card that I was gonna use towards this but now I dunno....

Being trapped in work also helps me from impulse buying.


I was the same,had £60 on a gift card, decided to rent instead.
Worth the rent, i wont play it again once i've finished the story.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Minto » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:58 pm

RatedRVD wrote:
Minto wrote:I've 25 note on a game card that I was gonna use towards this but now I dunno....

Being trapped in work also helps me from impulse buying.


I was the same,had £60 on a gift card, decided to rent instead.
Worth the rent, i wont play it again once i've finished the story.

Yeah I'm thinking lovefilm now for this bad boy.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by melatonin » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:11 pm

Watch this gooseberry fool go straight to number one. Tragic.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by melatonin » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:12 pm


Venom wrote:Say what you want but if this Halo TV series is a BIG BUDGET Game of Thrones style series with Spielberg directly producing this could be a Band of Brothers in space.
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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Buffalo » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:17 pm

Get it bought Minto lad.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Mafro » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:23 pm

Buffalo wrote:Ah cool, says here on the paper insert inside the box that I get bonus DLC. I'll just flip this over and

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Buffalo » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:26 pm

Aye. Using Hick's shotgun through the sp, it's a beast.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Cal » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:29 pm

The prosecution alleges: An Aliens game from 2010, Aliens Versus Predator (by Rebellion), which took a lot less than seven years to make, manages, incredibly - and despite another three years worth of PC GPU innovation since it's debut - to somehow supersede an Aliens game from 2013, Colonial Marines, in the visuals department at every possible turn. How is this even possible? :shock:

I present the evidence from my own screen:

Exhibit A:
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Exhibit B:
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I charge that Colonial Marines is a lazy, out-dated, careless and entirely shoddy example of game development, scraping by at the very bottom of the barrel. There is NO excuse - none at all - for the p*sspoor visuals in the game - a game which is a cherished IP most developers would kill to get a crack at, a game that is a full three years older than its comparison here. A game which still manages not to support all the visual trickery (on PC) that AvP somehow managed back in 2010: DX11 (as opposed to CM's sh*tty DX9), tesselation, advanced AA and advanced shadowing, etc.

Anyone can try this experiment at home on their PC. You can verify for yourself that AvP outshines, outperforms and outclasses Gearbox's pitiful effort - if 'effort' was even made.

I rest my case for the prosecution, M'lud.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Wedgie » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:31 pm

Is it too hard for you Cal? ;)

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by NickSCFC » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:34 pm

What's 'AvP 2013'?

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Mafro » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:49 pm

Buffalo wrote:Aye. Using Hick's shotgun through the sp, it's a beast.

Same. Don't bother with that tactical shotgun you unlock. It's a bit too weak, takes 3-4 shots to take down Aliens on the second highest difficulty.

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