An Issue of Great Importance

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PostAn Issue of Great Importance
by Rightey » Sat Jun 22, 2019 6:53 am

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I'm usually number 3, but a number 4 if I need to be quiet.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Moggy » Sat Jun 22, 2019 6:57 am

Wherever I try and aim it usually ends up in 6.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by more heat than light » Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:24 am

Wherever there are skids that need washing off.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Vermilion » Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:39 am

5 is best.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by False » Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:59 am

2 or 4 stealth piss master

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by jawafour » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:01 am

False wrote:2 or 4 stealth piss master

Yep, I go for those quieter options.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Preezy » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:14 am

People that aim and achieve 3 are just show offs that like the sound of their own splashing.

It's a 5 for me, Jeff.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by That's not a growth » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:19 am

Around where 1 joins with either 2 or 4, seems to have the least splash and noise.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by ITSMILNER » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:26 am

2 or 4 for me as well, I don’t like to cause a racket while taking a piss

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Curls » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:34 am

In my pants.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by <]:^D » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:16 am

keeps you warm

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by That » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:19 am

Trick-shot 7->2. Hard to master but allows you to stand further away than other methods, so comes in handy when you're multi-tasking in the bathroom.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Qikz » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:24 am

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by jiggles » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:29 am

3 if I'm alone in the house.

5214521452145214 otherwise

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Dual » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:29 am

With erection or flaccid?

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Garth » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:51 am

That's not a growth wrote:Around where 1 joins with either 2 or 4, seems to have the least splash and noise.

This.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Abacus » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:56 am

I've abandoned the whole charade and just go in the sink.

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Ironhide » Sat Jun 22, 2019 4:21 pm

I mostly use a urine bottle and just tip it down the loo anywhere other than 3 or 7 to avoid backsplash .

Mid poo urination however is always a 5 because where else can you aim.

Of course this raises another question, where do you aim when having a dump? do you drop it directly into the water with a sploosh or slightly to the sides where your logs can slide silently into the water?

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by Skarjo » Sat Jun 22, 2019 4:29 pm

Where’s the kitchen sink on there?

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PostRe: An Issue of Great Importance
by mic » Sat Jun 22, 2019 6:27 pm

Dual wrote:With erection or flaccid?


This is an important distinction.


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