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You're stranded on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean with only your pet cat for company. It's been 2 weeks since you last ate and you are on the brink of starvation.



Do you eat the cat?

well id have died of panic ages ago, but probably

No because he wouldn't eat me either.

Is the cat likely to survive if I allow it to eat me?

Pretty sure I’d be dead and he cat would be eating me.

shy guy 64 wrote:well id have died of panic ages ago, but probably

The cat looks at you with big, merciful eyes, but your break its neck and eat it anyway. Just as you finish, belly gorged and mouth dripping with cat blood, you spot a boat on the horizon.



The life boat comes equipped with a single flare. Do you fire it?

Nope. Respect the pussy, mummy strawberry floaters.

The cat would remain intact as far as i'm concerned.

Dual wrote:No because he wouldn't eat me either.

Go back to posting photos of your cat.

I'm highly allergic to pussy(cats) so I'd probably throw it overboard.

Cuttooth wrote:

Dual wrote:No because he wouldn't eat me either.

Go back to posting photos of your cat.

How do I upload pictures from my phone?

JediDragon05 wrote:Nope. Respect the pussy, mummy strawberry floaters.

No, I wouldn't eat a pussy (cat).

As you hesitate, hand over the flare, the ship draws near. It's pretty clearly a pirate ship.



It looks very flammable, and you still have a flare. You're not sure how pirates feel about eating cats, but you think it might be frowned upon, considering how they are famously fans of parrots and monkeys. What do you do?

Shoot the cat corpse away into the distance with the flare gun.

2 weeks? Cat would probably have eaten me after 2 days

Dual wrote:

Cuttooth wrote:

Dual wrote:No because he wouldn't eat me either.

Go back to posting photos of your cat.

How do I upload pictures from my phone?

You need to save them on your computer then put the link that's in the address bar. It'll look like:

C:\Users\Dual\Pictures\New Folder(3)\kitty_pics\Copy of stevecloseuplol.jpg

OrangeRKN wrote:As you hesitate, hand over the flare, the ship draws near. It's pretty clearly a pirate ship.



It looks very flammable, and you still have a flare. You're not sure how pirates feel about eating cats, but you think it might be frowned upon, considering how they are famously fans of parrots and monkeys. What do you do?

Shoot the flare into the ship
Protect Billy!

Karl_ wrote:Shoot the cat corpse away into the distance with the flare gun.

You shoot the cat remains into the distance with the flare gun. They splash harmlessly into the ocean.


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A voice shouts down from the pirate ship.

"Arr you okay?"

What do you reply?