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Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:45 pm
by OrangeRKN
You're stranded on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean with only your pet cat for company. It's been 2 weeks since you last ate and you are on the brink of starvation.

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Do you eat the cat?

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:48 pm
by Cheeky Devlin
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Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:48 pm
by shy guy 64
well id have died of panic ages ago, but probably

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:52 pm
by Dual
No because he wouldn't eat me either.

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:52 pm
by Karl_
Is the cat likely to survive if I allow it to eat me?

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:52 pm
by Errkal
Pretty sure I’d be dead and he cat would be eating me.

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:53 pm
by OrangeRKN
shy guy 64 wrote:well id have died of panic ages ago, but probably


The cat looks at you with big, merciful eyes, but your break its neck and eat it anyway. Just as you finish, belly gorged and mouth dripping with cat blood, you spot a boat on the horizon.

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The life boat comes equipped with a single flare. Do you fire it?

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:54 pm
by JediDragon05
Nope. Respect the pussy, mummy strawberry floaters.

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:56 pm
by Vermilion
The cat would remain intact as far as i'm concerned.

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:01 pm
by Cuttooth
Dual wrote:No because he wouldn't eat me either.

Go back to posting photos of your cat.

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:01 pm
by Preezy
I'm highly allergic to pussy(cats) so I'd probably throw it overboard.

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:05 pm
by Dual
Cuttooth wrote:
Dual wrote:No because he wouldn't eat me either.

Go back to posting photos of your cat.


How do I upload pictures from my phone?

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:06 pm
by Moggy
JediDragon05 wrote:Nope. Respect the pussy, mummy strawberry floaters.


:lol:

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:09 pm
by Ironhide
No, I wouldn't eat a pussy (cat).

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:10 pm
by OrangeRKN
As you hesitate, hand over the flare, the ship draws near. It's pretty clearly a pirate ship.

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It looks very flammable, and you still have a flare. You're not sure how pirates feel about eating cats, but you think it might be frowned upon, considering how they are famously fans of parrots and monkeys. What do you do?

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:14 pm
by Karl_
Shoot the cat corpse away into the distance with the flare gun.

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:15 pm
by Hexx
2 weeks? Cat would probably have eaten me after 2 days

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:16 pm
by Cuttooth
Dual wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:
Dual wrote:No because he wouldn't eat me either.

Go back to posting photos of your cat.


How do I upload pictures from my phone?


You need to save them on your computer then put the link that's in the address bar. It'll look like:

C:\Users\Dual\Pictures\New Folder(3)\kitty_pics\Copy of stevecloseuplol.jpg

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:18 pm
by Hexx
OrangeRKN wrote:As you hesitate, hand over the flare, the ship draws near. It's pretty clearly a pirate ship.

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It looks very flammable, and you still have a flare. You're not sure how pirates feel about eating cats, but you think it might be frowned upon, considering how they are famously fans of parrots and monkeys. What do you do?



Shoot the flare into the ship
Protect Billy!

Re: Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:20 pm
by OrangeRKN
Karl_ wrote:Shoot the cat corpse away into the distance with the flare gun.


You shoot the cat remains into the distance with the flare gun. They splash harmlessly into the ocean.

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A voice shouts down from the pirate ship.

"Arr you okay?"

What do you reply?