Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

[Mommy Christmas]

I got off a bus one winter morning just after a cat had been run over. The steam and the smell were horrible.

Do I have a George Foreman grill? Raw bloody pussy isn’t nice, especially when you can drive a bus through it.

[That]

(Image searches on this subject only appear to return Sonic OCs)

[Jenuall]

I'm not a fussy eater so I would eat the cat.

Now that the pirates have turned up I will eat them as well.

[OrangeRKN]

Now that the pirates have turned up I will eat them as well.

Ignoring the attempts at conversation you climb up the side of the pirate ship, apparently having inherited the cat's climbing skills from eating its brain. The pirates seem surprised when you appear over the railing, all wild eyes and dripping with blood. Before they can react you set upon the captain without mercy, tearing out his throat with your teeth and feasting upon his salty flesh. The rest of the crew quickly pledge you their undying support.



You are no longer hungry, and now you have a pirate ship. Which way, captain?

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Is it a broken cat? They're common in AYAPE games.

[Jenuall]

Is it a broken cat? They're common in AYAPE games.

You can eat the broken cat but it will only give you secret cat powers 50% of the time.

Now that we have a ship and crew at our Cat-Person command I say we head for the nearest high profile target - what's in the local area?

[That]

Someone else can decide what direction to go in but please meow seductively at the crew. Thanks.

[Peter Crisp]

What happened to the standard lifeboat 4 month emergency cake supply?

[shy guy 64]

well id have died of panic ages ago, but probably

The cat looks at you with big, merciful eyes, but your break its neck and eat it anyway. Just as you finish, belly gorged and mouth dripping with cat blood, you spot a boat on the horizon.



The life boat comes equipped with a single flare. Do you fire it?

yes cause i hope they have more cats

[OrangeRKN]

Now that we have a ship and crew at our Cat-Person command I say we head for the nearest high profile target - what's in the local area?

You meow seductively at the first mate, a strapping young man with strong arms and full set of teeth. In response he hands you a map, handily enough the location of the ship itself drawn upon it.



The crew await your command.

[That]

Sail to timvandevall.com to get some more creative kid printables.

[OrangeRKN]

Sail to timvandevall.com to get some more creative kid printables.

Navigating the treacherous waters of timvandevall.com (nice website Tim) you happen upon another pirate themed printable - designing your own pirate flag!


(Downloading the high-quality PDF requires a paid membership. Sorry Tim, but we are pirates, and probably not your target audience to boot)

Please draw a design upon the flag. The game will not proceed until this happens.

[Jenuall]

Gotta love that Dutch Renaissance Press!

[Victor Mildew]

[That]

Navigating the treacherous waters of timvandevall.com (nice website Tim) you happen upon another pirate themed printable - designing your own pirate flag!

https://www.timvandevall.com/wp-content ... ag-350.jpg
(Downloading the high-quality PDF requires a paid membership. Sorry Tim, but we are pirates, and probably not your target audience to boot)

Please draw a design upon the flag. The game will not proceed until this happens.

PIRATES SAY TRANS RIGHTS

Thank you for the creative outlet. Please continue.

[OrangeRKN]

You are sitting around on deck with your pirate friends, merrily drinking own-brand rum beneath your now proudly flying flag, when suddenly a vortex opens and a great and horrifying creature of the deep rises from the abyss.

The sea monster seems to be very angry at your boat for some reason. What are you going to do?

[That]

[Corazon de Leon]

Is that Graham Linehan? For strawberry float's sake

Can we eat him?

[Jenuall]

I love how we're dealing with most threats by eating them!

[Cumberdanes]

I came in here to post just this!