Are You a Pussy Eater? (a new forum game)

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by Mommy » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:21 pm

I got off a bus one winter morning just after a cat had been run over. The steam and the smell were horrible.

Do I have a George Foreman grill? Raw bloody pussy isn’t nice, especially when you can drive a bus through it.

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by Karl_ » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:22 pm

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by Jenuall » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:57 pm

I'm not a fussy eater so I would eat the cat.

Now that the pirates have turned up I will eat them as well.

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by OrangeRKN » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:09 pm

Jenuall wrote:Now that the pirates have turned up I will eat them as well.


Ignoring the attempts at conversation you climb up the side of the pirate ship, apparently having inherited the cat's climbing skills from eating its brain. The pirates seem surprised when you appear over the railing, all wild eyes and dripping with blood. Before they can react you set upon the captain without mercy, tearing out his throat with your teeth and feasting upon his salty flesh. The rest of the crew quickly pledge you their undying support.

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You are no longer hungry, and now you have a pirate ship. Which way, captain?

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:15 pm

Is it a broken cat? They're common in AYAPE games.

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by Jenuall » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:17 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Is it a broken cat? They're common in AYAPE games.

:lol:

You can eat the broken cat but it will only give you secret cat powers 50% of the time.

Now that we have a ship and crew at our Cat-Person command I say we head for the nearest high profile target - what's in the local area?

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by Karl_ » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:23 pm

Someone else can decide what direction to go in but please meow seductively at the crew. Thanks.

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by Peter Crisp » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:44 pm

What happened to the standard lifeboat 4 month emergency cake supply?

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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by shy guy 64 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:04 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:
shy guy 64 wrote:well id have died of panic ages ago, but probably


The cat looks at you with big, merciful eyes, but your break its neck and eat it anyway. Just as you finish, belly gorged and mouth dripping with cat blood, you spot a boat on the horizon.

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The life boat comes equipped with a single flare. Do you fire it?


yes cause i hope they have more cats

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by OrangeRKN » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:29 pm

Jenuall wrote:Now that we have a ship and crew at our Cat-Person command I say we head for the nearest high profile target - what's in the local area?


You meow seductively at the first mate, a strapping young man with strong arms and full set of teeth. In response he hands you a map, handily enough the location of the ship itself drawn upon it.

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The crew await your command.

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by Karl_ » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:39 pm

Sail to timvandevall.com to get some more creative kid printables.

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by OrangeRKN » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:47 pm

Karl_ wrote:Sail to timvandevall.com to get some more creative kid printables.


Navigating the treacherous waters of timvandevall.com (nice website Tim) you happen upon another pirate themed printable - designing your own pirate flag!

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(Downloading the high-quality PDF requires a paid membership. Sorry Tim, but we are pirates, and probably not your target audience to boot)

Please draw a design upon the flag. The game will not proceed until this happens.

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by Jenuall » Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:49 pm

:lol:

Gotta love that Dutch Renaissance Press!

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by Ad7 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:11 pm

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by Karl_ » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:12 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:Navigating the treacherous waters of timvandevall.com (nice website Tim) you happen upon another pirate themed printable - designing your own pirate flag!

https://www.timvandevall.com/wp-content ... ag-350.jpg
(Downloading the high-quality PDF requires a paid membership. Sorry Tim, but we are pirates, and probably not your target audience to boot)

Please draw a design upon the flag. The game will not proceed until this happens.


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PIRATES SAY TRANS RIGHTS

Thank you for the creative outlet. Please continue.

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by OrangeRKN » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:24 pm

You are sitting around on deck with your pirate friends, merrily drinking own-brand rum beneath your now proudly flying flag, when suddenly a vortex opens and a great and horrifying creature of the deep rises from the abyss.

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The sea monster seems to be very angry at your boat for some reason. What are you going to do?

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by Karl_ » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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by Corazon de Leon » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:39 pm

Is that Graham Linehan? For strawberry float's sake :lol:

Can we eat him?

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by Jenuall » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:47 pm

I love how we're dealing with most threats by eating them! :lol:

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by IAmTheSaladMan » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:08 am

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I came in here to post just this!

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