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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Drumstick » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:23 pm

Hyperion wrote:We're so average

That's generous, IMO.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Rex Kramer » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:42 pm

Mitch Marsh? Jesus strawberry floating Christ, how bad do you have to be to make him look good?

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Balladeer » Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:40 pm

Drumstick wrote:
Hyperion wrote:We're so average

That's generous, IMO.

Very kind from Hyperion - or should I say (whips off rubber mask) Trevor Bayliss!

Anyway Buttler’s buying himself a stay of execution. This is what he should have been doing every innings though.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Rex Kramer » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:45 am

Poor old David Warner. :cry:

Not really - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Mini E » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:55 am

He was absolutely no where near that :lol: :lol: - why bother rock and rolling the slow-mo thirty times, if you're going to ignore the gap between bat and ball? :lol:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Drumstick » Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:01 pm

Rex Kramer wrote:Poor old David Warner. :cry:

Not really - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Balladeer » Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:10 pm

Broad will be gutted.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Drumstick » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:34 pm

Yes Jofra.

Got another lefty in, get Broad on.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Mini E » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:36 pm

Bairstow scaring Smith into the full length dive when the ball was nowhere near :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Drumstick » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:40 pm

What is it with this strawberry floating team? One guy to get out and they drop him. Happened with Kohli several times last year!

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Drumstick » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:59 pm

Well in, Sammy Curran.

Genuinely want him in every test squad, this game has shown has important a left-arm swinger can be. He could be rotated around Anderson/Broad when they need resting to start with until Jimmy calls time.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Rex Kramer » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:00 pm

Good job we didn't pick that Sam Curran all summer as he's cra.... Wait, what?

Says Ed Smith

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Balladeer » Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:06 pm

I am saying nothing about Sam Curran. Nothing.

(vibrates gently)

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Drumstick » Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:30 pm

Top Jof.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Balladeer » Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:05 am

Time for Denly to put in a single good innings and thereby preserve his place for the winter tours. :dread:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Drumstick » Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:24 pm

Sick to the back teeth of this trot Root is in. His average has dropped from 55 to 48 since he took the captaincy.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Rex Kramer » Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:51 pm

Balladeer wrote:Time for Denly to put in a single good innings and thereby preserve his place for the winter tours. :dread:

Yep, I'd say he's secured his spot on the winter tour now.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Balladeer » Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:53 pm

I wasn’t expecting to be that accurate!

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Drumstick » Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:21 pm

Another 50 for the jocular one. Kind of hope makes a ton.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - there are literally no words.
by Balladeer » Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:07 pm

Smith out for 23. Anybody seen four horsemen doing their rounds lately?


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