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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Balladeer » Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:59 pm

Drumstick wrote:Balla's Boys on the way to beating Yorkshire (sans Ballance)! :toot:

SO THIS IS YOUR FAULT

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Drumstick » Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:15 pm

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Drumstick wrote:Balla's Boys on the way to beating Yorkshire (sans Ballance)! :toot:

SO THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Not chance.

8 wickets in the match for Ollie Robinson.

Also apparently, Pakistan are going to play Shadab and Yasir in the first test, meaning Fawad misses out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Absolutely crazy.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Dowbocop » Tue Aug 04, 2020 8:41 am

Anyone listening to Zac Crawley on 5 Live just now?

"So Zac I know your dad John played for England as well and he had my favourite sporting nickname ever - Creepy. What's yours?"

"Well it's Creepy"

"Oh so you nicked it then!"

"I don't know if I nicked it, he's not my dad..."

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Drumstick » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:48 am

England 1 Dom Sibley, 2 Rory Burns, 3 Joe Root (capt), 4 Ben Stokes, 5 Ollie Pope, 6 Jos Buttler (wk), 7 Chris Woakes, 8 Dom Bess, 9 Stuart Broad, 10 Jofra Archer, 11 James Anderson

Pakistan 1 Shan Masood, 2 Abid Ali, 3 Azhar Ali (capt), 4 Babar Azam, 5 Asad Shafiq, 6 Shadab Khan, 7 Mohammad Rizwan (wk), 8 Yasir Shah, 9 Shaheen Afridi, 10 Mohammad Abbas, 11 Naseem Shah

Pakistan win the toss and bat

I can't believe they've omitted Fawad. I mean, I can considering how they've treated him, but yeah, crazy.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Drumstick » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:13 pm

Top Jof :datass:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Balladeer » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:48 pm

Chris Woakes is now better than Jimmy in England. Discuss.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Drumstick » Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:05 pm

Fair observation I'd say.

Babar is just glorious when he's in full flow.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Drumstick » Thu Aug 06, 2020 11:07 am

Ooooohhhhh Jimmy Jimmy... :toot:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Balladeer » Thu Aug 06, 2020 11:36 am

Going better this morning!

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Drumstick » Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:17 pm

So yeah looks like Masood is going to carry his bat.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Balladeer » Thu Aug 06, 2020 1:22 pm

Pakistan to open in the second innings with both spinners.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Mini E » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:10 pm

This is going excellently.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Balladeer » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:17 pm

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Drumstick » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:34 pm

OK seriously please replace Buttler for the next Test. That's like 4 drops + missed stampings now in this innings alone.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Balladeer » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:10 pm

This is shiiiiiiiiiiite.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Hypes » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:20 pm

This is going well

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Drumstick » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:14 pm

When I see dismissals like those today I get angry.

Four dismissals I have seen multiple times very recently.

Rory, you're stepping across too far at the wrong angle for around the wicket bowling.

Dom, have you ever watched Abbas? He bowls to your strengths, on the pads. Why are you coming all the way across to him?

Ben, you stopped marching down the pitch in the Windies series and made 176. Why have you reverted to this?

Joe, just put the cut shot away unless it's properly outside off.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Balladeer » Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:09 am

If Jos gets a 50 this innings and doesn’t scuff any more chances in the second I will officially shut up about him until past the end of this series.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Rex Kramer » Sat Aug 08, 2020 9:57 am

Any more than 270 and we won't win this. First session is going to be crucial.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - New Year New (Vir)Us
by Balladeer » Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:04 am

England won’t win this anyway, given the turn the spinners were getting.


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