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Sad but true.

Needs to go back to the county game to work on his batting.

Balladeer wrote:Sad but true. Needs to go back to the county game to work on his batting.

Can't wait to see everybody's favourite player Joe Denly opening today (well, provided Root wins the toss). Balladeer will be rejoicing.

Balladeer wrote:If Denly lasts 84 balls in either innings I’ll eat my proverbial hat.

#believe

Drumstick wrote:Can't wait to see everybody's favourite player Joe Denly opening today (well, provided Root wins the toss). Balladeer will be rejoicing.

Most New England openers seem to get a high score early on before they drop off a cliff. Hopefully Denly’s will be in the first innings.

If Root wins the toss I still think England are favourites.

Can you imagine celebrating a Joe Denly debut ton later tonight? Joe frigging Denly!

I can! I can also imagine watching him score nothing of note for the next six Tests he gets after that. Yes, including vs. Ireland.

Jofra Archer had 0-19 off 0.3 at the start of his spell in the Big Bash a while ago. Hurricanes are playing the Aus U19 spinner who just gives everyone hope of being a professional athlete without following the required lifestyle (no offence to the guy at all - but he stands out from the rest of the pitch - Mark Cosgrove style).

Root lost the toss but we're still batting first.

Bat first.

Bat deep.

Bat long.

I predict that two of those things will happen.

Teams:
England (Playing XI): Rory Burns, Joe Denly, Jonny Bairstow, Joe Root(c), Ben Stokes, Jos Buttler, Moeen Ali, Ben Foakes(w), Sam Curran, Stuart Broad, James Anderson

Windies (Playing XI): Kraigg Brathwaite, John Campbell, Shai Hope, Darren Bravo, Roston Chase, Shimron Hetmyer, Shane Dowrich(w), Jason Holder(c), Kemar Roach, Alzarri Joseph, Shannon Gabriel

Such a strong start.

Stop. F*cking. DRIVING.

Time to dig in for lunch.

Thanks for coming Joe.

Denly.

Hot garbage.

Root nearly did a Denly too. Mrgrgr.

Root for me is going to end up with an average in the low 40s. This after averaging 55 a couple of years ago. CricViz did an excellent article a while back on how he is a completely different batsman now than he used to be, clearly to his detriment.

http://cricviz.com/2018/08/cricviz-anal ... ansformed/

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