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Hyperion wrote:We're so average

That's generous, IMO.

Mitch Marsh? Jesus strawberry floating Christ, how bad do you have to be to make him look good?

Drumstick wrote:

Hyperion wrote:We're so average

That's generous, IMO.

Very kind from Hyperion - or should I say (whips off rubber mask) Trevor Bayliss!

Anyway Buttler’s buying himself a stay of execution. This is what he should have been doing every innings though.

Poor old David Warner.

Not really -

He was absolutely no where near that - why bother rock and rolling the slow-mo thirty times, if you're going to ignore the gap between bat and ball?

Rex Kramer wrote:Poor old David Warner.

Not really -

Broad will be gutted.

Yes Jofra.

Got another lefty in, get Broad on.

Bairstow scaring Smith into the full length dive when the ball was nowhere near

What is it with this strawberry floating team? One guy to get out and they drop him. Happened with Kohli several times last year!

Well in, Sammy Curran.

Genuinely want him in every test squad, this game has shown has important a left-arm swinger can be. He could be rotated around Anderson/Broad when they need resting to start with until Jimmy calls time.

Good job we didn't pick that Sam Curran all summer as he's cra.... Wait, what?

Says Ed Smith

I am saying nothing about Sam Curran. Nothing.

(vibrates gently)

Top Jof.

Time for Denly to put in a single good innings and thereby preserve his place for the winter tours.

Sick to the back teeth of this trot Root is in. His average has dropped from 55 to 48 since he took the captaincy.

Balladeer wrote:Time for Denly to put in a single good innings and thereby preserve his place for the winter tours.

Yep, I'd say he's secured his spot on the winter tour now.

I wasn’t expecting to be that accurate!

Another 50 for the jocular one. Kind of hope makes a ton.

Smith out for 23. Anybody seen four horsemen doing their rounds lately?