Ask the Oracle

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Vermin** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:00 pm

What does KKlEIN do at the BBC?

Hate

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **KomandaHeck** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:02 pm

I asked "Have you got massive norks?"

The Oracle replied,
"I wish I had, but unfortunately I have not."

:lol:

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Cuttooth** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:21 pm

EDGE 7 or EDGE 8?

The first one seems better.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Joer** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:31 pm

Cuttooth wrote:
EDGE 7 or EDGE 8?

The first one seems better.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Skarjo** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:32 pm

"What's a goryhole?"

"Life itself."

Pretty accurate I guess.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Joer** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:32 pm

You asked:

When will Cesc Fabregas leave Arsenal?
The Oracle replied:

It is never going to be.

8-)

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Drumstick** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:47 pm

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Henke** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:49 pm

You asked:

Who is Mockmaster?
The Oracle replied:

John Lennon. Your mother just came on-line. She wants to know where you are and what you’re doing.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **FatDaz** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:56 pm

Q: will Barack Obama become president
A: i doubt it, shouldnt push your luck.

:fp:

hope its not true though i suspect it is!

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by HM » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:00 pm

You asked:

How old will i be when i die
The Oracle replied:

You have just 32 days left. I think you’ve got the best questions! I like answering them.

:shock:

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Lotus** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:02 pm

Will GamesRadar live on forever?

The Oracle replied:

I’m positive about this. Revealing this information to others might jeopardize national security. Keep it to yourself.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Alkaline** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:04 pm

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Cropolite** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:09 pm

Q - Why do >>>N-Word<<< die?

A - If you want to find the root cause, look in the mirror.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Henke** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:11 pm

Cropolite wrote:Q - Why do >>>N-Word<<< die?

A - If you want to find the root cause, look in the mirror.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Cropolite** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:15 pm

Website · PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Tragic Magic** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:17 pm

You asked:
Tits or arse?

The Oracle replied:
The first, absolutely.

You asked:
Are you baking cookies?

The Oracle replied:
Never.

You asked:
But didn’t you bake some cookies in The Matrix?

The Oracle replied:
Yeah.

You asked:
So you lied?

The Oracle replied:
Yes.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Cropolite** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:23 pm

You asked:
Final Fantasy or Pokemon?
The Oracle replied:
Try the first one, you’ll be happier.

You asked:
No
The Oracle replied:
*Smiles and nods*

You asked:
No you didnt
The Oracle replied:
Yeah.

You asked:
You phucking kunt
The Oracle replied:
Let’s do something else. Are you dating someone?

You asked:
Whats it to you?
The Oracle replied:
Duct tape.

You asked:
For what
The Oracle replied:
Relationships.

You asked:
Are you seeing someone?
The Oracle replied:
You must promise to keep this to yourself, but yes I am.

You asked:
Who?
The Oracle replied:
The old man who likes to look at young girls.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Oblomov Boblomov** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:29 pm

You asked:

Do you prefer the word banana split or fanny?
The Oracle replied:

Try the first one, you’ll be happier.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Extralife** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:44 pm

Can I gooseberry fool on your tits?

No you can't, don't even try.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **T9Flake** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:46 pm

Oh Teh Noes wrote:She said keep it to yourself!

doh!

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