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[Vermilion]

Once, sometimes twice, or when i was poisoned last year, at least 14 times.

What's the worst town/city you've ever visited and why?

[Abacus]

Gainsborough.

It was a while ago, and it might be better now. It was one of those towns that sold houses for £1 to attract naive people for investment.

I was working near there, and the only place to stay was a B&B where the owners had a massive smelly dog that tried to steal your fried breakfast. But the evenings were worse, as there was a bar there and I made the mistake of asking one of my fellow guests why he was there. It turns out that it was around the corner from an abbatoir, and they were hired to come in and help. I made the further mistake of asking what it was like to work there, and then didn't sleep all night.

Question; even though you don't expect to, and don't believe in them, if you DID see a ghost would you admit it it to anyone? (Including yourself.)

[Corazon de Leon]

Gainsborough.

It was a while ago, and it might be better now. It was one of those towns that sold houses for £1 to attract naive people for investment.

I was working near there, and the only place to stay was a B&B where the owners had a massive smelly dog that tried to steal your fried breakfast. But the evenings were worse, as there was a bar there and I made the mistake of asking one of my fellow guests why he was there. It turns out that it was around the corner from an abbatoir, and they were hired to come in and help. I made the further mistake of asking what it was like to work there, and then didn't sleep all night.

Question; even though you don't expect to, and don't believe in them, if you DID see a ghost would you admit it it to anyone? (Including yourself.)

Probably not, though I do remember having an "unexplainable" thing happen when I was at my mate's gran's house as a kid. We were about eight or nine, home alone and playing with action figures on the landing of the stairs, round the corner from the stairs, and heard the unmistakeable noise of somebody coming up the stairs. When we got up and went round the corner to see who had come in, there was nobody there, or anywhere downstairs. So yeah, that was weird. Probably explainable though.

What's the least amount of money you would take to lick someone's fungus infected big toe?

[Banjo]

What's the least amount of money you would take to lick someone's fungus infected big toe?

I can get paid for that?!

[Abacus]

Is that your question or your answer?

I'd expect a few more clarifications either way, such as whose big toe it is, as this would radically affect the amount of money I'd be prepared to pay. I mean, the amount of money I'd demand.

[Moggy]

What's the least amount of money you would take to lick someone's fungus infected big toe?

I am not into toes or fungus and so it would have to be a sizeable amount. I'd probably be tempted for less than a million, but I'd want enough cash to actually change my life. Let's call it £200,000.

Actually that answer is bullshit. Would I really say no to £10k just to lick a toe? Would I strawberry float. I guess the answer is more like £5k, I don't think I'd do it for less.

Have you ever been close to death?

[Jenuall]

Have you ever been close to death?

I'd say no. I've been in a few fairly nasty car accidents - both as someone in a car and as a cyclist and whilst those had the potential to be pretty horrible I managed to walk away pretty unscathed each time. (clearly I am Bruce Willis in Unbreakable )

What is your biggest regret?

[Vermilion]

What is your biggest regret?

January 7th 1994

Would you ever be prepared to ride a hobby horse through a busy shopping mall while making horsey noises?

[Jezo]

Would you ever be prepared to ride a hobby horse through a busy shopping mall while making horsey noises?

Yes.

Wanna go out for drinks?

[Ironhide]

Would you ever be prepared to ride a hobby horse through a busy shopping mall while making horsey noises?

Yes.

What's the worst meal you've ever eaten?

[Moggy]

Would you ever be prepared to ride a hobby horse through a busy shopping mall while making horsey noises?

Yes.

What's the worst meal you've ever eaten?

I am sure I have eaten worse, but I had a breakfast “croissantwich” from Burger King a couple of months ago. Utterly disgusting. :puke:

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Jenuall]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

No, and people need to lighten these questions up - why so serious?

If you could live a day in someone else's life who would you choose?

[Moggy]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

No, and people need to lighten these questions up - why so serious?

If you could live a day in someone else's life who would you choose?

John Lennon, just Imagine.

If you could live a day in any animals life which animal would you choose?

[Denster]

A mayfly - then i'd see the whole life in one go.

If you could kill any historical character - who would you kill?

[McCoughlan]

A mayfly - then i'd see the whole life in one go.

If you could kill any historical character - who would you kill?

Thomas Edison. Most glorified thief in the world.


Top or bottom bunk?

[ITSMILNER]

Top bunk for sure, least you don’t have the risk of being underneath if it collapses.

What’s the worst purchase you have ever made?