Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

I just find myself shouting "What the hell does any of this mean?" at the TV when a perfume/aftershave advert comes on. Pretentious, meaningless shite.

Cheeky Devlin wrote:I just find myself shouting "What the hell does any of this mean?" at the TV when a perfume/aftershave advert comes on. Pretentious, meaningless shite.

The model in the Dior one (the one in the Greek/Roman baths) though :datass:

Cheeky Devlin wrote:I just find myself shouting "What the hell does any of this mean?" at the TV when a perfume/aftershave advert comes on. Pretentious, meaningless shite.

That Johnny Depp one :slol:

Ding Dong Merrilly on Hide wrote:
Cheeky Devlin wrote:I just find myself shouting "What the hell does any of this mean?" at the TV when a perfume/aftershave advert comes on. Pretentious, meaningless shite.

The model in the Dior one (the one in the Greek/Roman baths) though

Isn't that Charlize Theron?

Merry Christmous Everyone wrote:That Johnny Depp one

Yeah cos he's short a few quid. strawberry floating prick.

Nothing is as bad as this (not technically an advert).

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Merry Christmous Everyone wrote:
Cheeky Devlin wrote:I just find myself shouting "What the hell does any of this mean?" at the TV when a perfume/aftershave advert comes on. Pretentious, meaningless shite.

That Johnny Depp one

Oh god yes, perfume ads are always terrible, but that is probably the worst of the lot.

That strawberry floating DHL advert. About 5 times Every morning on sky news.

Cheeky Devlin wrote:
Ding Dong Merrilly on Hide wrote:
Cheeky Devlin wrote:I just find myself shouting "What the hell does any of this mean?" at the TV when a perfume/aftershave advert comes on. Pretentious, meaningless shite.

The model in the Dior one (the one in the Greek/Roman baths) though

Isn't that Charlize Theron?

Think it might be, I'm just terrible at recognising celebs.

Vermi Claus wrote:
Merry Christmous Everyone wrote:
Cheeky Devlin wrote:I just find myself shouting "What the hell does any of this mean?" at the TV when a perfume/aftershave advert comes on. Pretentious, meaningless shite.

That Johnny Depp one

Oh god yes, perfume ads are always terrible, but that is probably the worst of the lot.

You think his advert is bad, you should see his daughter's. :dread:

Merry Christmous Everyone wrote:
Cheeky Devlin wrote:I just find myself shouting "What the hell does any of this mean?" at the TV when a perfume/aftershave advert comes on. Pretentious, meaningless shite.

That Johnny Depp one

yep this that ad makes zero sense :dread:

strawberry floating twat in the studio. ITV4 play it every time they go to ad break that prick's voice makes my skin crawl

This one has been doing the rounds for a while now, but that doesn't stop it from being bloody awful!...

PostRe: Awful adverts on TV at the moment... by KK » Sun Dec 29, 2019 8:21 pm

That strawberry floating Roxi advert. Hadn’t even heard of the device/service until last month.

The Hilton Doubletree advert with the really strawberry floating annoying kid who wants to go to a hotel just so he can get a cookie.

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This. How on earth did this get the green light?

Samuel_1 wrote:
This. How on earth did this get the green light?

In a world gone mad, a woman dressed in Christmas clothing saying she really likes her favourite perfume is in itself a revolutionary act :shifty:

I actually quite like that advert, the digitizer thing on her voice at the end makes me think of GladOS. You don't really need to make a big arthouse movie for Chanel No 5 - it's probably the most famous perfume in the world, so something relatively simple with a hot model works fine because it's already got its niche at the top of the fragrance tree.

The trivago advert annoys me because the situation of the hotel asking for payment at reception would not happen if you have booked via a booking site because you would have already paid

RichardUK wrote:The trivago advert annoys me because the situation of the hotel asking for payment at reception would not happen if you have booked via a booking site because you would have already paid

That’s not true though. You can book through a booking site and still pay on arrival at the hotel.

The new Clio Advert is.....interesting.

Squinty wrote:The new Clio Advert is.....interesting.

The only thing I don't get about that is why they felt it necessary to throw in the "My dad rejects my sexuality and hates me" and what seems to be a borderline forced marriage bits. Merry strawberry floating Christmas I suppose.

The advert would have worked perfectly well without the depressing bits.

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