Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

That William Hill advert for terrible patter is perhaps the worst, most pathetic attempt at anything by anyone ever. An 8-year-old would be embarrassed to come up with such a load of banterific toss.

Victor Mildew wrote:It's settled then, by popular demand, this year's GRcade Christmas song will be a dreary cover of an upbeat song.

Might I suggest Call on Me by Eric Prydz, and then we redo the music video so it’s just a load of flabby middle aged blokes doing aerobics?

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Corazon de Leon wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:It's settled then, by popular demand, this year's GRcade Christmas song will be a dreary cover of an upbeat song.

Might I suggest Call on Me by Eric Prydz, and then we redo the music video so it’s just a load of flabby middle aged blokes doing aerobics?

This would be v easy to do using the source material for that song, e.g. slow this down a bit:

Let's do it

Ok, now we just need to find a tinkly old piano and a girl who looks as though a stiff breeze would knock her over.

I was going to suggest Happy by Pharrell Williams but it seems someones already done a sad version. It seems that I Got You (I Feel Good) by James Brown doesn't have a sad/depressing version yet so that could be a good choice.

I'll do a demo this evening.

Venom wrote:
Vermilion wrote:There was a dreadful slow cover of Major Lazer's Lean On doing the rounds recently too.

You can't just refer to the track and not post itl! I went looking and found this cover on YouTube. It's not bad and makes me hear something different in the song but the miming and expressions are bad.

That is bang average.

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:It's settled then, by popular demand, this year's GRcade Christmas song will be a dreary cover of an upbeat song.

Might I suggest Call on Me by Eric Prydz, and then we redo the music video so it’s just a load of flabby middle aged blokes doing aerobics?

Love it

PatSharpsMullet wrote:I was going to suggest Happy by Pharrell Williams but it seems someones already done a sad version. It seems that I Got You (I Feel Good) by James Brown doesn't have a sad/depressing version yet so that could be a good choice.

Closest I can find but it's not all that sad/depressing.

Moggy wrote:
PatSharpsMullet wrote:I was going to suggest Happy by Pharrell Williams but it seems someones already done a sad version. It seems that I Got You (I Feel Good) by James Brown doesn't have a sad/depressing version yet so that could be a good choice.

Closest I can find but it's not all that sad/depressing.

I think it might be a song that is actually impossible to make it sound sad/depressing.

PatSharpsMullet wrote:
Moggy wrote:
PatSharpsMullet wrote:I was going to suggest Happy by Pharrell Williams but it seems someones already done a sad version. It seems that I Got You (I Feel Good) by James Brown doesn't have a sad/depressing version yet so that could be a good choice.

Closest I can find but it's not all that sad/depressing.

I think it might be a song that is actually impossible to make it sound sad/depressing.

Just wait for Ad7 to ruin it.

I'll ruin your strawberry floating face in a minute

One thing we can agree on, though, is that all online "casino" ads are the worst, and that their recent damage control of "look how responsible we are" while taking no responsibility ever is even worse, right?

RJ Badman wrote:One thing we can agree on, though, is that all online "casino" ads are the worst, and that their recent damage control of "look how responsible we are" while taking no responsibility ever is even worse, right?

You don't like casinos? There's a very easy way to win you know.

Corazon de Leon wrote:redo the music video so it’s just a load of flabby middle aged blokes doing aerobics?

I'm available all week.

The Starbucks 'my name is....' ad campaign.

I get the need to educate the average person about the issues trans people face but what in the name of living gooseberry fool does it have to do with coffee?

Corporate virtue signaling at its finest.

Ironhide wrote:The Starbucks 'my name is....' ad campaign.

I get the need to educate the average person about the issues trans people face but what in the name of living gooseberry fool does it have to do with coffee?

Corporate virtue signaling at its finest.

Next Currys will be promoting a toaster then end the advert saying they support the other 40 genders out there :slol:

It helps to raise awareness. Yeah they gain too but so what, if they didn’t the reach of the subject would be considerably less.

Awful adverts on TV at the moment...

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